Gary Doyle

Standup comedian. Contributor @REALpunknews. Bohs STH 🔴⚫️

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

A Spanish girl in Supermacs just asked what’s in a snackbox and the girl behind the counter looked her dead in the eye and said “snacks”.

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

🗣️ trying to use the better places more https://t.co/3d7sp3vk30

[Footy Accumulators @FootyAccums]

You must be absolutely sick if you're enjoying this Manchester City downfall.

[New town every hour (ret.) @TownsUsa]

My daughter has this stuffed animal that you can heat up prior to cuddling with. I always feel like a psychopath doing this

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

looking forward to the away kit being Kneecap themed except when you turn it inside out there's a tricolour balaclava instead of a smiley face

[Bohemian Football Club @bfcdublin]

Our 2025 home shirt. 🔥

Designed in-house by club designers, it celebrates our 135th anniversary and was photographed where it all began, The Phoenix Park. ❤️🖤

Manufactured in Dublin by club partners @ONeills1918.

Buy here: https://t.co/yJEJDQTNbB

More info: https://t.co/ubqEXGSRcs

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

massive respect to Nikita Hand. Putting one of the most traumatising things that could happen to a person out in the public is incredibly difficult, delighted she got (some) justice

[RTÉ News @rtenews]

Nikita Hand has won her case against Conor McGregor | Follow live
https://t.co/fv9UyYtqFL

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

i think it's the bit where i said i'd vote for a guillotine if i could

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

"No Shareholder apart from the Members Club have gifted SRFC any financial input that wasn't tied to Loans or Shares"

incredible, no notes

[Seán O'Connor @SeanOCSport]

Small fan protest outside Tallaght Stadium here ahead of kick-off.

Some fans in the members club unhappy over what they feel are alleged attempts to dilute their membership stake in the club. Further protest planned for next month's Conference League game at home to Borac.

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

imagine being too much of a pedophile to work under donald trump

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Breaking: Matt Gaetz withdraws from consideration for AG

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

@franksfootball1 ah lad id spend good money for one of these

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

@Anaemic_Royalty I’m not sure they’d deliver on time but something from these guys like: https://t.co/s1LkmWX8Wl

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

if I wanted to see two rapists fight each other id be in a local standup comedy facebook group

[Mike Stephens @mikeystephens81]

how am I supposed to read this sentence & not immediately kill myself

[Peter Raleigh @PetreRaleigh]

My dad took me to see that movie and it opened with a short that's only Pokémon, no humans, no dialogue except their repeated names. When I leaned over and told him the whole movie wouldn't be like that he looked like I'd cured him of cancer

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

pure class from them offering an unemployed ST, I hope this is something Bohs are able to offer in the new stadium

[Sligo Rovers @sligorovers]

Season Ticket Prices & Outlets 🔴⚪️

You purchase your 2025 Sligo Rovers Season Tickets at the following outlets ⬇️

- Online at https://t.co/Qv5hLstW8p
- In office at the Showgrounds
- Barton Smiths Sligo
- Lavin's Menswear Ballymote
- Collery's Shop Beltra
- Jerry Kenny Sport Ballina
- John Lowe Carrick-On-Shannon
- Kelly Centra Gurteen

Thank you to all of the outlets for supporting us 🙌

#Bitored | #Since1928

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

i don't understand why david coote repeatedly let people record him doing shit

the phones were like 4 inches from his face in every video he had to know

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

"Director of Communications for the Hillary Clinton 2016 presidential campaign" man it must rule to suck shit at your job and keep getting hired

[Anna Nicolaou @annaknicolaou]

new: a Kamala campaign adviser explains why she didn't go on Joe Rogan: https://t.co/1OUv3lheJJ

from @FTJFranklin & me

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

this tracks with how she never stops complaining

[dead acc @eightfcb]

CHAPPELL ROAN SUPPORTS LIVERPOOL?!

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

@DuaneDoogan streamers will have a better time in prison if they're caught so there's trade offs

[Gary Doyle @thegarydoyle]

you get less time for being a pedophile

[Premier League Communications @PLComms]

An individual who had been loading illicit streaming services on to so-called “Firesticks” has today been sentenced to three years and four months in prison.

➡️ https://t.co/tlf6ycnptr