Hear me out. Tobacco Teeth Aligners. Right?! You know what people hate putting in their mouths, their Invisalign! But what do people love putting their mouths? Fucking Skoal Long Cut!! We straighten your teeth through addiction! Turn your worst trait into your best!
Man.. Twitter is ruined. I mean I love all you all, the few peeps that chuckle at my insights. But that “For You” section is just right wing propaganda shoved down your the throat. All The Time. Wtf. Signing out. Be well.