Gen (she/her)

I’m as real as a donut.

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Late August angst and a pointless night

[cam ☾☼ @catboysasuk3]

I can’t believe it’s almost the end of august. just as noah kahan predicted

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Holy fuck rose bowl you just cured my sinus infection what a show

[Gen (she/her) @thegennaration]

@NoahKahan LET’S GOOOO NOAH

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I can finally rest

[Gen (she/her) @thegennaration]

Oh mannn tonight’s crowd doesn’t know how lucky they are 🥹

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Godlight tonight queen?

[inez @illicitbrennan]

can they just agree on something???

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I love writing about New England and family and friendships and critters and trees and weather and there ain’t a damn thing gonna change

[soph ౨ৎ 🏹🐞willing and able #1 fan @taysfavdress]

lol me

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

I’m giddy

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Whose pants do I gotta poop to get this album a nickelodeons kids choice award

Popop wants slimy

[clare @youngntragic]

Everyone get more into Project Hail Mary NOW!

[ned! @nedsore]

the shower is the alternate dimension where I realize I'm low on shampoo but as soon as I step through the curtain I'm transported back to this dimension where all my memories are wiped like in severance and I won’t remember i’m out of shampoo until im back in the shower

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

My 4th album, The Great Divide, will be yours on April 24th, 2026. Pre-order and pre-save at the link below. First single out this Friday.

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

stop using chatgpt. you guys need to just ask reddit, i promise you someone has had the exact same thought back in 2012

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

Finally, my new single “The Great Divide” comes out on January 30th.

https://t.co/qrQPcZzihZ

[yung🛠walken @as_a_worker]

This is a dividing line for Americans.. if you think a 37 year old citizen mom legal observer deserves a bullet to the head from some masked Federal gestapo you are just beyond the pale, I don’t recognize you as a good faith actor, someone whose opinion is worth a damn

[b @wwxwashere]

if you’ve made it all of 2025 without it come claim your ⭐️

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

Now he’s making a list
And he’s checking it twice
And he’s gonna find out
If I’m naughty or nice
Now I’m going to bed
And my stomach is sick
And it’s all in my head
But he’s coming to
Town now

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

This year has been an absolute razor scooter to the ankles I’ll tell you what