Tess 🌙

people pleaser with a resting bitch face

[Marve_T @m_a_r_v_e__t]

Americans when they discover what a group of fish is called

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[Tess 🌙 @thegentlefine]

@NoahKahan Noah I feel as if some things can stay as inside thoughts 🫪

[♡ @shoujochi]

Locked in? No. Im tucked in. Goodnight

[Tess 🌙 @thegentlefine]

“merry chrystler I have daddy issues” is a real thing I said in therapy this morning

[mau @rllydu]

go ahead and jump in the hotdog water since u wanna act like a weenie

[rrudie @_pressuredrop_]

not my circus not my monkeys but i def know summa the clowns

[6’1 🫯 @Jairritoo]

sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style because all dogs go to heaven follow me for more biblical loopholes

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

so pretty much what happened is hamilton was wearing his glasses

[sal ⋅☆‧₊˚ @sal4mon69]

so if vampires need permission to come inside. does that mean

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

sorry for over-explaining myself, i got yelled at a lot as a child

[Kia 🩷 @xevekiah]

“don’t tell your man.”

me to my man: and they said i shouldn’t tell you.

[, @w0a0i0f]

“sorry for trauma dumping” bro i literally love and care for you? it’s an honour to learn about the complex and subtle ways that life has shaped you? i hope to be your trusted friend and confidant for the rest of my days?

[Daily Snoopy @DailySnoopys]

happy October 1st! here's the full run of "It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown." to kick off spooky season!

[Nickolas🔞 shop opens Oct15th @ComplexNickolas]

The lion concerns himself with many things

The lion has a generalized anxiety disorder

[t8 @imjustt8]

isn’t it crazy that republicans can link tylenol to autism but not guns to mass shootings

[sarah ✩ @carolinaruins]

being a picky eater is not for the weak like first u have to deal with not liking any food and then u got ppl on ur ass telling you to grow up and eat tomatoes.