The Georg 🐀

I'm just this guy, yanno?

Maker of things. Unreasonable rates available.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@kali_rob Other than a dead spouse, things are great. Super great.

I feel like most of my friends are mourning with me, which is kind of nice that everyone is being supportive. Love you, babe.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@alarm_1201 Omg Orlun! This is Tarre/Tiru- I have missed you. I hope all is well with thee and thine!

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

Jazz Shaw 9/24/59 - 10/31/24

My favorite asshole.

May his memory be a blessing.

Lift a glass in his honor, y'all.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@KevinWGlass @JazzShaw He'd complain that isn't proper with the lemon twist. He demanded olives.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@kali_rob

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@Fernmonkey I devolve immediately into oo wookit hims widdle murder mitts!

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

I will watch a dating show where cats get to pick which family gets them.

[Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat]

Why can’t I watch a reality show where instead of toxic dating it’s just cat rescue weirdos scrabbling around to trap and rehabilitate a smelly scrungy mess of a cat they found in a hole

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@JohnELTenney @JessicaKnapik I don't think Toad is that bitey.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

So one of the major foundation scientists of Parkinson & Alzheimer research may have falsified his research. They're going to have to check it, and it may set back finding a cure by decades. https://t.co/6QaLWmTSRP

[The Shortest Story @StoryShortest]

YOU ARE AGEING LIKE FINE WINE

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@thisone0verhere I am definitely the witchy aunt who knows all & has no filter.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@J_Mu_G He has mumbled something about continuing to work... we shall see.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

I don't know- do i want to vote for a candidate in the pockets of big cryptid?

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@JessicaKnapik Whenever someone tells you to shut up about your opinions, usually that's when it's time to scream them. /nods/

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

I don't care if it's 8:05 am. If I command bourbon, fetch it forthwith!

[Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere]

Door dash is the closest thing I’ll ever experience to being actual royalty like bring me a dozen freshly made donuts and a bottle of your finest bourbon!

But your majesty, it’s 9:30 at night and…

I said be quick about it!

[Jessica Knapik ✨ @JessicaKnapik]

Yes that’s correct I am gonna platonically heart react your Instagram stories, Idc if ur married or gf/bf whatever tf, I’m proud and happy to see you doing cool fun successful joyful shit. A real ass person is happy to see that for people they know 😌♥️

[Sir Pootington 💙💛🇻🇪 (🦋) @SirPootington]

GOD DAMN THEY ARE GOING FOR HIS THROAT

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@thisone0verhere Seriously. Toss the Forks that make you sad.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

@thisone0verhere I think that's how many are on each shift.

[The Georg 🐀 @thegeorg]

I am at the point of the afternoon where my desk looks like I'm researching conspiracy theories, and of course the essential software to get anything done has completely crashed with no eta for its return.