The Giant Panda

I like to do panda things

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Oh yeah, can I get a cauldron of tequila please

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Narwhal Whales = Unicorn of the sea

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Starting to drink because if you don't start in the morning you can't drink all day

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I dont care if I ruin my chances, I'm more concerned with banging on the window yelling Jordana

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Guy1: Easy bro that looks like a cop car... simmer down

Guy2: I'm more worried I'm going to shit myself before we get back

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Hey uhh can I crash here ....

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You should go for it... #CanIPhomeafriend

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You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take so keep your stick on the ice #canadian #thegiantpanda

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Well tonight was fun, next sunday funday #Bambooo

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Tequila makes my beard grow long

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No one wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli ...

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#Bambooo

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Saturday's are for the boyss

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I definitely pulled out 🙃 #liesitellwomen

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Funny how the best times of our life is all wasted time

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#LetsMakePoorDecisions

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I love you

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If in doubt, squirt some lemon on that shit and if you shutter I'm out

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This halftime show at the baseball game is on another level

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When I come across campers I'll often put peanut butter on their door, just to keep things interesting