Gina

tired mom in desperate want of tacos

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I whispered at Alexa & she whispered back & now I’m too scared to fall asleep.

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The 3 year old calls Hawaiian pizza “apple pie pizza” and how can he be this charming?

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Driving by the hospital: “I went there when I had abomination cramps.”
-the 6yo

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Tomorrow can we go to the mountains and maybe Canada?

-the 3yo

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What’s your superpower? Mine is this: juuuuust as I’m about to fall into a deep sleep, the 3yo wakes up pissed off, demanding strange consolation, and keeps it up just long enough that sleep eludes me & my anxiety kick in.

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@EliMcCann Just realized you shared this like 4 years ago. Super glad it resurfaced on my feed!

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@EliMcCann I’ve read this on your blog, I think, and had forgotten all about it. Thank you for sharing it again! Really lifted my spirits! Bless your heart. 🤣

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We’re watching a movie & someone farted & I said, “Wow, he’s gassy!” 3yo laughed and said, “Mom, does he have gas in his bum??”

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A sentence that motherhood made me say: “His poor little butthole is red from the little turds he keeps lodged between his cheeks.”

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Shoot (a Super Hamster)

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toys my 3yo has named:
Venomous Bite Snake
Pickle Rocky Crock
Zoomba Bunny
Scientister

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My 3yo gets mad that LEGO hands don’t fit around LEGO necks. 😳

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I took the rice off the burner just as the black beans were finished cooking when I realized I forgot to put the enchiladas in the oven.

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My 3yo needs help but doesn’t want help but is pissed if that I’m not helping.

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My kids are painting rocks at my mom’s house.

Mom: Tell me about your rock.
6yo: It’s a bug with a jet pack.

I can’t wait to see it!

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It’s not even 9am & my 3yo desperately needs a nap.

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“I’m fast like a trinoceros!”
-3yo

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3 asked me for help so I helped him, and now he’s screaming at me for helping him.

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I pulled a neck muscle whilst vomiting (like I was being exorcised).

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Had to warn the sitter that the 2yo will likely have heinous farts tomorrow because of all the broccoli he’s ingested with his dinner tonight. Probably ought to give her a gift card, too. 🤢🤣

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@jessiejensen That’s how I enjoy seafood, too. Like a 5yo.