Alyssa McMillan

I'm weird. 🤖 you should try it sometime it's fun. 👽👽

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

Alyssa drink some water. ✔️

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

Can anyone tell me why @DojaCat isn’t my bff yet?

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

@datmarisa Omfg same it just started lmfaoo

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

My second tattoo so bad ass idk how I’m gonna top it

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Happy Father’s Day to whoever taking care of all of Nick Cannons kids we all know you can’t be in 34 places at once!

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

Truth hurts by @lizzo but because I just quit my job… “I needed something more exciting”

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Idk why people don’t think about the way karma can rip your ass apart.. keep acting up tho (:

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

Last night our puppy stayed over at my boyfriends moms bc his mom loves her and I figured it wouldn’t hurt but I miss her so fucking much right now.. I’m like I can’t imagine what’s it’s like to leave a child somewhere.

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

@AndreaRussett Le Creuset L'Amour Collection Signature Figural Hearts Collection Shallow Cocotte, 1.25Qt, Shell Pink with Stainless Steel Knob https://t.co/EkOdZqIf27

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

I adopted my grandmothers dog when she went into assisted living. My boyfriend and I did Christmas photos with her and I sent them to my grandma because I knew she missed her. I called my mom and asked if she got them and apparently she brought them to Christmas dinner.

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

What a jaw dropping song @sza

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My boyfriend’s secret Santa at work got ME A gift lol just had Jays name on it 🤣

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

Did everyone in theaters stand during Top Gun Maverick? Because I could not stay seated I was so stressed.

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

Last night I made my Bf go to target for one last gift for his mom. When she was so excited receiving it he realized I’m a mastermind.

[… @Dreadful4Tymes]

Whenever y’all say “it’s getting scary out here” in regards to trans ppl I just assume that you found said person attractive & don’t know what to do with those feelings so instead of acknowledging them you make it everybody else’s problem.

[Alyssa McMillan @theginger_15]

Me showing my BF a sticker that says “I believe in science” with a joyful smile and I say “because some people don’t believe in science” like I still can’t believe it.

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@whotfisjovana Magnesium

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So having an early Dr appointment and I’ve been there once so I’m not sure exactly where it is… I’m also running late. I’m not sure how I did it because I was really confused the time before and I was heading the wrong way on a whim I turned the other way and found it?

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@Mariaaahhhh_ ooff that's just screaming to get 86d in my opinion... I wish there was an option to refuse service lmfaoo

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@Mariaaahhhh_ also is that WHY they didn't tip? asking because I know this happened to me before ..

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I just wanna be her bff 💓 😭 I love her