Philip A. Ware

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

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Brought my 2022 Ford F-150 in for a scheduled service appt on Aug 25. Left it for 4 days with zero updates. When I checked in, the advisor got offended, blamed "a lot going on," and offered to hand me back an untouched truck. Appointments mean nothing here

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

20-yr customer here. @CarMax Savannah held our newly bought car 18 days for a leak, failed to fix it, & ruined the headliner. Then they HUNG UP on me & hid the GM's email. Corporate is ignoring me (2 attempts). Unacceptable. Fix this now! #CarMax #CustomerService

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

@BenAffleck I'm at Old School Diner right now. What should I have?

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

Damn Krizz

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[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

Why do Adam and Eve have belly buttons in all the paintings. Maybe we ruined the first planet and they were the escape pod occupants.

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

I wonder what an ant thinks when it finds an anthill that has been decimated by poison or some other method.

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

When did a cell phone become a thing you stare at and talk on speakerphone to

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

I don't know how this shit works but I will say things because it's not FB. Fuck new parent's children. That's not an order.

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

I find it disturbing to think about where we are as the US

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

@hopsin just discovered you. Very interested in everything I've heard wouldn't mind a talk.

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

@bobandtom choco anus. Are you going to eat the hole thing

[Philip A. Ware @thegladiator615]

For real but at least they usually take the fat ones