thegodsofcarp

The God of all things carpy, thy Lord shall giveth and thy Lord shall taketh.

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@juliancundiff My Child thou shalt be punished, thy lord doth have thy cards marked.

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@SadiqKhan @metpoliceuk We all have to accept this as part of City life don't we, are you safe???

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@sullync30 I never doth stopped watching. Sinners shalt be punished.

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

Children, thy lord hath to drink fulleth bottle to hath visions, thy fools that follow korda's media bull shit shalt blank.#havethownbrain

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

Am I back to deal with the sinners? the ones who use spirit levels and under water cameras?? Thy lord shalt judge...

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

Just banging a storm out in Florida, thy lord doth hath his receiver nearby rods only 4310 miles away.
Amen.

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@Adam_Penning are you a none believer my child????
Amen

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@DomRoberts0 sit on it my child.
Amen

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

Get thy tickets to the carp pilgrimage, this is mandatory religious duty.
Amen. https://t.co/xLtKIrIGqY

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

Remember remember thou shalt not set fire to thy lord on the 5th of November.
Amen

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@JoeMorganCarpTV oh how I laughed, it was like watching rod hull sexually assault emu.
Amen

[Carpy™ @Carpy_UK]

CALM DOWN: He's an investment banker. We haven't seen any threats directed personally. More at the fishery itself. @DailyMirror

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@tyinthesky my child thy shalt only strap thy vass on to get in with a UK 70.
Amen

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@84Elty @Carpy_UK unfollow @Carpy_UK when you have the freebies my child, he doth love a wrong un'.
Amen

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@cromwelllake how many 70s are you stocking this autumn my child?
Amen.

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

Free Syria(n carp)!!!
Amen.

[Carpy™ @Carpy_UK]

POLKSI: How did the new British Record Carp arrive?

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@Carpy_UK this weekend.
Amen

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

I giveth to thee 70lb UK caught carp.....
Amen

[thegodsofcarp @thegodsofcarp]

@GasManGod thou shalt not ruin my day, get back to thy blocked toilets. May thy plunger be Blessed.
Amen.