Niko Satari

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

Trying to be badass and texting "word" doesn't come off as cool when i accidentally typed it out as "words"

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

I'm going to make my millions by making a soap/shampoo bottle that doesn't splash ice cold water on you when you grab it in the shower

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

Spelled difficult wrong, but that's not the funny part. My hero autocorrect informed me I was actually typing dogfighting. Lil presumptuous

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

Tried to take my glasses off hastily when I already had removed them and ended up pulling my hair really damn hard. Guess that's my life now

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

It's just the way it is

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

I would have gotten alot more done if I didn't spend so much time thinking of scrapbook titles

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

Not having to light the charcoal for the grill because there are still embers from lunch yesterday... That's winning, right?

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

Lets fry something tonight... I was hoping you would say that

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

This is demeaning, this is demeaning to pasta

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

Starburst minis are the most significant development of the past few years

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

If you let chocolate chip cookie dough icecream melt and refreeze, all the cookies go to the bottom and you have vanilla UNTIL THE END

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

I just wanna be a bouncer on Jerry Springer :/

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

I was nervous for my test until the guy behind me saidthat he pulled an all nighter for it but ended up popping 3 adderall and playing CoD

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

Sometimes the end of the month means putting some gas in the car but not enough to turn off the low gas warning light

[Kevin @Kev_nRobbins]

"Mo hidden on the floor than a lego" - 2chainz

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

This is not a cheerocracy

[Bobby Bottleservice @akaBobbyB]

iz a 6 ft tall framed scar face poster big enuff? wan ppl 2 walk in da room an say WOW vry maskulin, i get u bobby an am impressd

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

"That's why I live in a time zone (he means period) where we have automatic guns so bad guys can't take my village" top notch philos answer

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

Every time i feel like no one gets me I watch wheels Ontario

[Niko Satari @thegoodniko]

@TiffNordstrom I am an urban farming pioneer/cultural warrior so this seems like a perfect fit