MachoManRandyAverage

Quazi-socialized, semi-useful lummox that’s an average lifter and shitty runner.

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It really is too bad mosquitos don't suck my dick with a human mouth instead of sucking the rest of my body with that straw thingy.

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@MarcNixon24 @grok what industry has traditionally brought the most prosperity to Canada?

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@clownworld How is CNN still on the air?

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@therealmrbench No no we saw the crisis coming about 7 years ago.

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@Mattpetti32 Different day, different race?🤷🏻 Not very hard to figure out.

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@therealmrbench If you’re a young person that voted for this, I don’t know what to tell ya other than ya played yerself.

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@ArfinNathaniel Do you think this should go hand-in-hand with looking at the socioeconomics that put Canadians in this situation and how to get to a point where equality of prosperity is a thing again? Prosperous families are healthier and require less handouts.

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@ayonba09 @scubaryan_ @grok I know an R-hand when I see one

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@DerrickEvans4WV 👏🏼POLICE👏🏼OFFICERS👏🏼SHOULD👏🏼ALL👏🏼AT👏🏼LEAST👏🏼BE👏🏼JIU JITSU👏🏼BLUE👏🏼BELTS

Given the size of this man vs these women, if they were trained in Jiu Jitsu they would subdue him with ease.

I’ve had my 210lb ass handed to me by a 140 female on the Jitz mats.

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@KieraDiss @TheNotoriousMMA Wolfhounds are sweethearts.

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@dom_lucre *DEVELOPING*

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@TheBuckYouWill Him and his wife ran a 26k trail race, not a marathon.

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@paulsaladinomd I thought I was supposed to eat a block of Parmesan

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@brady_h Let it tag you. Be a man.

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@nocontextmemes There no way this dude doesn’t know you can add wireless light switches these days?

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@ryangerritsen 🎯

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@Glorious_breeze @mrsunshinebaby I’m not going to compare popcorn chicken to full pieces of chicken.

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@Glorious_breeze @mrsunshinebaby USA vs Canada Fried Chicken Prices

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@EndWokeness @AP why?

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@BarstoolBigCat Hahahaha he’s so startled by the kook’s aggressiveness

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#Fridayvibin