Gracey 💎

Women’s Health savant. Blonde. Funnier than your average blonde women’s health savant.

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“Am I cuter than your tennis Excel sheet?” - things I’ve said said to my husband after 2 whiskeys and no food

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@its_SamWhite Two Hot Takes. This girl and 1-2 other guests read and react to crazy Reddit stories. Addicting!

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I’m officially at the age where even though I partied until 1am I was promptly awake at 7:15 #old

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“You kept me like a secret but I kept you like an oath” is oooof ouch lol #RedTaylorsVersion

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@BrodyBailey Right 😂😂

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I asked Nate if he would break up with me just for today so I could sit in the sorrow of Red {Taylor’s Version} album but alas he said no

So I’m currently deciding I want to emotionally destroy myself with the new All Too Well before a full day of work

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I just got called ma’am by a teenager so politely and I don’t fault her but do I fault my new eye wrinkles

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@shelbieee28 It’s a diseaseeeee 🥲 I just moved and got rid of 2 ikea bags worth and need to get rid of probably 2 more bags worth but I physically cannot

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“So they get a penalty if they act more than the <regular> amount of agressive someone has to be to run into people for a living?”

-Me asking my husband about penalties

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I’m always a little concerned for people in my life who are in the deep deep with fitbody boot camp ya know? #YoureInACultCallYourDad

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Debating how to use corporate speak to say “if I have brush SOMEONE ELSE’S PUBES off the toilet seat before 9am one more time I cannot be held responsible for my actions” but alas

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I made perfect hard boiled eggs today and it felt tweet worthy 🥚

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we are at the tiger's game for my sister’s birthday and my hair was blowing in my face and Nate moved my hair and said “your such a little summer dream” and I cannot handle how cute this man is

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I was sitting on the beach today thinking “wow I can’t wait for my husband’s hot dad stage” and this confirmed my 30s are VERY near

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We almost witnessed a fist fight in the check in line at spirit at 4am because atlantaaaaa 😂😂

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@torikraese SAME I was like “a handsome British man with unlimited theatre access? Sign my 9 year old ass UP”

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Currently doing practice math problems with my fountain pen because a) I love pens b) my 9th grade math teacher told me I couldn’t do math in pen bc you can’t erase it and I always thought this was dumb, for I like to see any work I previously messed up on so
SUCK IT HOLLY

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PMSing the week of the time change in case you were wondering what level of absolute grump I am currently

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@JinksDan 1) a very specific harmony in “bad idea” from waitress
2) the absolute cheese that is “7 wonders” from Catch Me if You Can

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I just realized the accompanist from my first ever high school musical who I have not seen in 11 years is currently playing tennis with my husband like life is so bizarre