Matt Sullivan

Reality TV criticism expert & airport etiquette analysis

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Can someone tell Sydney we voted no?

Farcical scenes - too far gone the other way now.
Embarrassing

#nyeabc

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Ladies and gentleman that is the dumbest end to a race you’ll ever see. #AustralianGP

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Is Dan Andrews in charge of race control? #AusGP #AustralianGP

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@TopGearFormula1 This is brilliant

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Every year.
Every single year
They rely on one person to bail them out
Surely this model has to change of trying to sell $20m property to 2 people #theblock

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Called it at 8:02pm
Once this auction ends its curtains for the others

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Dumb money
Unsustainable bidding that makes a mockery of the market
Once Danny’s money leaves the room it’s all over for the rest of them #theblock

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#theblock being an accountant who can’t do a simple budget and getting offended is the equivalent of being a GP who doesn’t know how to put on a bandaid

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#theblock
Good news is the chopper will have somewhere to land after spending all day looking for Sharon’s brain

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#theblock
Nice of Chrissy Swan to help out the judging while Shaynna is off with covid

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@zephyreco Easier to cry than cut concrete

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This tweet aged magnificently.
Lucky they thought of putting the hole in the desk to run their wireless charging pads

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“You’ve got these wireless charging pads now”
Can someone tell Shaz they still plug into a power point #theblock

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#theblock
“We didn’t have the budget”
Please mate
Your spud husband cbf cutting the concrete

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#theblock one of the twins (name unknown) looks a lot different.
Her face must’ve been selected as her re-do room?
Plenty of filler used on the walls

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@theblock wine cellar uber fugly

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“My mum, your dad”
I’d rather watch my parents actually have sex than watch an episode of that #theblock

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@justapangolin 😂 spat out my earl grey when I heard this too

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Earthquake!
#melbourne

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@DanielAndrewsMP
Set up free sausage sizzles at vaccination centres on a Saturday and watch the line for jabs go around the corner and % rates skyrocket.

First shot - onions.
Second shot - onions and soft drink.