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If you're into the whole brevity thing

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@i_zzzzzz I’d say it’s to a factor of 54 at best

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

excellent story. truly awful stuff

https://t.co/mhVL2xBr2U

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@Stove_L @MikeyOver1 Yeah the Giants, Jets and a few other teams do something stupid. Why shouldn’t the Bears?

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@RapSheet The term “Chicagoland” is really having a moment that before was reserved for car dealerships and personal injury lawyers

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@BryanPerezNFL The Bears should go play in Jersey then

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@ChicagoBears Blame whomever you want and there’s plenty to go around but bottom line: unacceptable for Chicago Bears to play in Indiana

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@ChicagoBears New free agent NFL fan here ✋

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

Welp, was a fun last season of being a lifelong @ChicagoBears fan (they’ll need to update this handle)

[Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune]

The Chicago Bears will proceed with plans for a new stadium in Hammond, the organization announced Friday. https://t.co/BqhsZa3yd0

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@chicagotribune Welp, guess I don’t have a team to root for anymore

[Florian Ederer @florianederer]

I believe we now have evidence of FIFA's World Cup ticketing shell game: FIFA is colluding with third-party resale platforms for its own supply management.

Look at this SeatGeek map (secondary market!) for Saudi Arabia vs Cape Verde. The circled areas are not random single resale tickets, but large, contiguous blocks of seats: entire rows and swaths in sections 101/102, 112/113, 119/120, 134–137, 139, ...

The blue circles appeared weeks ago, then the purple blocks suddenly showed up a day or two ago, and the red blocks seem to have appeared recently too.

That's not what ordinary fan or even commercial scalper resale looks like who resell pairs, fours, and scattered seats. Instead, this looks like inventory being dumped in bulk onto secondary markets, at prices below FIFA's official site.

Why doesn't FIFA just lower prices on its own site Probably because official price cuts could trigger refund demands, chargebacks, or consumer-protection headaches from fans who already bought at much higher prices.

Instead FIFA keeps official prices high, avoids openly admitting the market-clearing price is lower, and moves unsold inventory through third-party resale platforms instead.

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@BobBusa57 @Reuters Thanks for letting me know this was fake news Bob

[Sam Adams @SamuelAAdams]

Thank goodness, Stephen Colbert is back! (on public access TV in Michigan)

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

Robot legs are here and they aren’t going anywhere. [booing begins] Whether you like it or not we are going to cut off all of your heads [booing intensifies] and replace them all with robot legs [shouting over boos] well I can see you graduates aren’t ready for the future

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@reason No but many are rich, at least in part, because they’re evil

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@kenklippenstein Interesting that you decided to spend time coming up with this weird take instead of trying to have sex

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

@HuffPost This is for me, a women’s sports fan

[Peter Baker @peterbakernyt]

Jeff Bezos wealth in 2024: $194 billion

Jeff Bezos wealth in 2025: $215 billion

Jeff Bezos wealth today: $249.4 billion

Net increase in Bezos wealth since 2024: $55.4 billion

Cost of Bezos’s 417-foot superyacht: $500 million

Amazon investment in "Melania": $75 million

Original Bezos purchase price of the Washington Post in 2013: $250 million

Bezos net worth in 2013: $25.2 billion

Net increase in Bezos wealth since buying the Post: $224.2 billion

Last reported annual losses of Post: $100 million

Number of years Bezos could absorb those losses with what he makes in a single week: 5

@JeffBezos

[Scrolly McScrollsface @thegraperyne]

A playoff game exclusively on @PrimeVideo is theft

[Banished Kent @kentbanishearl]

“Oh I’m afraid the Monroe Doctrine is still quite operational…”