tinkerball 🧚

content marketing specialist | my opinions are mine, eat rocks if you don't agree 💁🏼‍♀️

[tinkerball 🧚 @thegreatufford]

@ronn_aa you ain’t meant to, but some things do require urgency.
question is, what are those things?

[Valar Morghulis @an_abass]

For me, it’s a combination of the economy and unit economics.

The economy has shrunk the middle class significantly, and convenience is a luxury that depends on people having disposable income. When a large share of your target market is focused on affording essentials, paying extra for convenience becomes one of the first things they cut.

Even with a great product and solid marketing, it’s difficult to build a sustainable business if the underlying economics don’t work and the market you’re serving can no longer afford the convenience you’re selling.

[kemi @kemimarie]

i used to think i don’t belong anywhere and boy was i wrong. i belong everywhere. what a blessing it is to say “i can stand right here with you and i can also stand over there with them. and them over there.“

[tinkerball 🧚 @thegreatufford]

this.

[Poetry✨ @bubbles_debs]

Need to join an adult debate club or something. I need to speak more. Words are being jumbled up in my mouth and I don’t like it.

[Poetry✨ @bubbles_debs]

Need to join an adult debate club or something. I need to speak more. Words are being jumbled up in my mouth and I don’t like it.

[tinkerball 🧚 @thegreatufford]

@ThePakuma pls don’t give them ideas. 😭
nobody should be answering that, wthelly?

[Quail 🪶🌥️ @GambelerQuail]

The idea of spending an evening with a guy I don’t like who also wants to have sex with me just for free dinner sounds like torture honestly.

[Chlöe @ChloeBailey]

RENT WAS DUE!!! ARENT YOU ENTERTAINED?! lmao
no but fr in the have mercy music video im literally medusa. turning men into stone at the frat. why would the stage performance not give that either?

[tinkerball 🧚 @thegreatufford]

rule 1: i’m my father’s daughter. 👱🏼‍♀️

[miia @miiagarro]

i know dictatorships are bad, but maybe if we try with ME in charge it'll be different

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

being a horny woman and a demisexual is such an annoying combo because my body is like “i wannaa fuckkkkk” and my brain is like “okay but do we trust him, do we like him, do we know his childhood trauma first” 😭

[Princewill @ThePakuma]

If you are a marketing lead and get asked this question, ask them some clarifying questions like:

"What is the revenue target? What is the budget, team size and current market adoption?"

We need to stop being task executors and strategy creators. No dey rush, slow down!

[tinkerball 🧚 @thegreatufford]

don’t y’all think you look & sound weird when you move like that?

[tinkerball 🧚 @thegreatufford]

a man walked up to me this evening, offered me a blank cheque and in return, he wants to sleep with me.

can’t even be mad but pls why is this a thing?

[tinkerball 🧚 @thegreatufford]

i no dey even take pictures before. you gats believe either way. 🤣

[🎮 @foreeeeeal]

i'm too depressed to take pics and prove i'm still sexy you guys will just have to believe me

[Thug Yoda @thejoycechuks]

My favorite ones have been the “I love them but…” now if this is your love, one must wonder what your hate looks like

[Thug Yoda @thejoycechuks]

The way you people have been speaking on these women knowing fully well they can read your thoughts in real time is really interesting(derogatory)

[tinkerball 🧚 @thegreatufford]

@ThePakuma 😩😩

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[Ťorią ᥫᩣ @withthelegs]

Which fucking organization is thinking of bring Tyla to Nigeria??? Let’s start from there!