Jan Steffan

Reading FC

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

@EretzIsraelWin @BrentHarrowPSC @UEFAcom They’re beating you 2-0 in 19 minutes.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

@david_winks1987 All I’m saying is you can agree now, but you were wrong when it mattered.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

£2 mill for Savage, it will be sad to see him go but that’s a huge figure for L1, we just need to spend it sensibly, new owners, narrowly missed play offs, Championship two years ago and the Premier League 12 years ago, we have draw, we just need to get them excited ✍️ #readingfc

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

If MGMTs first album didn’t become so popular, their second album would’ve probably been better than the first.

They would’ve been the greatest pop band of all time.

Unfortunately they got freaked out by their fame and rebelled against it by releasing subversive anti-pop.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

@CS_UTD So it’s even worse than I thought, we could’ve had a £1m a year ago, absolutely terrible business.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

Last year I said we should’ve taken £2m for Savage and I got abuse, I said at his age he needs to improve massively or his price will quickly depreciate with his age. He’s now worth £900k, which will largely decrease over the season, I think I’m owed apologies. #readingfc

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

@david_winks1987 Out of your curiosity, how much do you think he’ll be worth at the end of the season? 24 year old playing at a half decent League One level? £6m? £8m? Perhaps £10m? Or will he be worth £600k if we’re lucky? £2m was a terrible deal according to you, how much over that will we get?

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

I’m proud to say I saw the first Iron Man when I was 6, the first Captain America when I was 10 and excitedly watched the Avengers at the cinema when I was 12.

Right there, aged 12, I decided that I got the idea and have seen enough Marvel films.

I haven’t watched anymore.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

I keep getting rung by mobile numbers, I answer, it’s two seconds of silence, then they hang up, if I ring them back, they’re always engaged, no voicemails left. Happened twice in a week now with two different numbers. I’ll keep you posted if it happens again.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

There was a four year gap between Piers Brosnan’s last Bond film and Daniel Craig’s first.

We’re now coming up to 6 years and they haven’t even announced a new Bond yet.

A film is at least two years away.

It’s getting to a point I don’t give a shit anymore.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

Can we all agree fading out a song is the worst way to end a song.

The amount of times it gets interesting and then it fades out is ridiculous.

End it properly, don’t be lazy.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

There’s a deal on at Lidl where you get a 20 pack of 300ml Budweiser for £9.79, that’s 10.5 pints.

If a pint is let’s say £4.50 (which you’d struggle to find), that’d cost you £47.53.

Minus the cash I spent, I’ve saved £37 by just not going to the pub.

This is a problem…

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

The Argentinians displayed such poor sportsmanship, dirty play and aggressive sore-losing, so soon after their previous World Cup victory, that I genuinely believe not only have they utterly embarrassed themselves, but may have potentially ruined this generations legacy for ever.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

If England had been playing Curaçao, we would’ve scored early, sat back, conceded and then began the most boring, uncreative, possession based football for the entire second half, only winning the game 2-1 after Kane scores a soft penalty in the dying minutes.

Germany win 7-1.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

The year is 2150

Four in a Bed is on its 160th season

The people on the show still don’t realise the competition is based on value for money and not if they enjoyed it

Rooms are tested with electronic scanners, that picks up particles as small as dust mites.

There’s no hope

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

I love Vinted but the amount of times someone offers me £3 on a shirt listed for £5. Just roll the dice on it ffs, its less than the price of a pint.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

AJ and Fury are fighting this Autumn, would’ve been good if the fight happened, you know, 8 years ago, but better late than never.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

I went to Lincoln University for three years and genuinely forget sometimes, the place was really that boring.

[Jan Steffan @thegreenbeeeee]

It’s got to be nice for Marriott as well, okay-ish records at a smattering of 2nd and 3rd division clubs for 7-8 years, probably feeling he’s past it and then scoring 9 goals in his first 14 games for Reading. #readingfc

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