Banastre Tarleton

Your favourite British bad boy. Far too sexy for my fluffy hat. #RP #RPparody #VogueSquad

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

I seduced one of the most beautiful and accomplished women in England on a bet. We were a couple for almost 20 years.

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Mum: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: not now, Mum

Mum: Not asking for a dragoon to help, are they?

Me: Mum, there's a medical emergency happening right now

Mum: Go and see if killing some rebels helps

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

If you've got it, flaunt it.

[Catherine Curzon @MadameGilflurt]

The splendidly named and not a little showy Banastre Tarleton, soldier, was born #onthisday in 1754. #gloriousGeorgians

[Catherine Curzon @MadameGilflurt]

On his 250th birthday, let's take a moment to appreciate the uncanny likeness between Napoleon and Rod Stewart. #napoleon #napoleon250 #Napoleon250ans #rodstewart

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

*Ahem*

[Shit Duolingo Says @shitduosays]

a tremendous plan. the best and biggest plan.

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

5 jobs I've had:
-Cavalry officer
-MP
-Professional gambler
-Writer
-Seducer (I made money out of it, so it counts as a job)

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@scribblegurl @Scourge_of_Gods I hear George Washington absolutely hates puppies. 😉

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@scribblegurl @Scourge_of_Gods That would certainly explain it. That and the whole Brexit thing made rejoining the UK less appealing.

Next time, I'll try puppies.

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@scribblegurl @Scourge_of_Gods At the time I thought sad Democrats would be enough. (It was to bring back my Legion and save the US from the orange menace)

I'll try puppies next time. I like puppies.

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@scribblegurl @Scourge_of_Gods Ah, I should have thought of that when I did my last Kickstarter. Ah well. I *did* offer tote bags, though.

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@latelordchatham @Hindu_Stan Unfortunately. 😞

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@Scourge_of_Gods @scribblegurl Make sure you have lots of pictures of sad eyed children. Maybe have "In the Arms of an Angel" playing in the intro video.

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@Scourge_of_Gods @scribblegurl Hmm, I see your point. Have you tried Kickstarter? I hear they'll give money for just about anything.

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@latelordchatham Well, they're mad memories too, I suppose.

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

Especially when your enemies already think you're a monster. (Unfairly, I might add)

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@Scourge_of_Gods @scribblegurl I'd imagine the brigands on Craigslist are about as high quality as the furniture on Craigslist. #yougetwhatyoupaidfor

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@latelordchatham Indeed. *eye twitch*

[Banastre Tarleton @thegreendragoon]

@Scourge_of_Gods But they still do public hangings, don't they?