Mae | obsessive in a normal way

Bisexual and boring. Fanfic fanatic. Destiel truther. Hollanov-pilled. Fuck ICE, free Palestine, free Luigi

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

I hc that Hank saw some demonic/vampiric shit in Sunnydale back when he popped in early S2 and then he immediately fucked off forever

[han 🦖🎱 @wwpryce]

sorry but seeing people say dawn could've stayed with her dad is doing my head in. it's said multiple times that he does not care about any of them. he didn't even answer buffy's calls when joyce was gone. did you even watch the show at this point

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@221bumblebee Either! Often younger priests will do first name, but so will any you’re familiar with. But, like any new person you respect, you usually start with last name unless they indicate to use their first, so Father McCormick might quickly become Father Paul

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

And can we all sit with the fact that Ilya assumed Rose Landry got engaged to Shane Hollander after only 6 weeks of dating because HE FUCKING WOULD HAVE DONE THAT IF HE COULD!

[ellie @ellmercury]

he truly believed shane might announce to him that he's engaged to rose like my god the boy was going through it

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@centaurstation The book is clear that Ilya does this as a form of self-preservation. He’s never had love like Shane’s. His mother killed herself and his brother and father loved him conditionally at best. He was giving Shane an out that would be less painful for him if Shane took it

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@butterfaegarden Catholic leadership? Yes many of the heads of church have written dissertations on theology, metaphysics, history, or branches of philosophy. Any charismatic person can be an evangelical leader

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@IlyasCigarette The first time Ilya is inside him and he imagines Ilya getting stuck and them needing to call the fire department or some shit to come separate them, we love a catastrophizing king! He really is just like me!

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@fookintentacle ���👀👀 (respectfully)

[🎃👻evil lou™👻🎃 @l0ucif3r_]

"I worry for WAP Shane" mama you SHOULD be worrying for WAP Ilya he's about the leave that trailer like this

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@viaevis Shane absolutely was upset about it, that’s clear in both book and show. I have a lukewarm take that is, hey, let’s remember there’s this other piece to the situation that adds a little more context. Doesn’t invalidate Shane’s feelings on it, tho and I never said it did

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@makemegentle Ilya is going to need a week in the medic bay for IV rehydration and friction burns all over his body

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@magicshop7yr I agree that my take is lukewarm bc I’m describing what happened but I think you sort of missed my point. Shane also had the context of Ilya’s humiliation at the Olympics. I’m sure he wondered how much was hit it/quit it, but he was aware how embarrassed Ilya was too

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

My lukewarm take is Ilya didn’t ghost Shane after their hookup, he ghosted Shane after being humiliated at the Olympics. He was so fucking embarrassed by his performance he locked the fuck in and won a Cup to prove himself to the entire world, especially his father (and Shane)

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@angelluxegirl @alsoplati Fair enough- the show just shows them texting more than they do in the books, so I think it’s a reasonably interpretation but I don’t think it changes much

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@Hawwyii37 My point is that ppl act like Shane felt like he got fucked then Ilya fucked off. Shane was fully aware that Ilya was HURTING after the humiliation of the Olympics. Ilya was still a dick this is just a nuance that most of the fandom ignores

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@winecoloredsea Right?! Shane is going THROUGH it and Ilya is withholding vital information (which, I get it! I’ve done it). They love each other, they’re just doing a bad job navigating challenges together

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

The moment in TLG that best captures how far off their communication is is when Ilya feels so sad and lonely and texts Shane in the middle of the night, and Shane sees the text the morning, and shakes his head like, “haha, omg he’s ALWAYS horny!”

THEY’RE BOTH DOING THEIR BEST!

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@snoopyilya Maybe a med student nearing residency? Cardiovascular surgeons are sort of stereotyped as jocky, intense and competitive

OR maybe like, microbiology? Some sort of bench-research scientist

I could also see him in politics, but like as a campaign manager/chief of staff type!

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@stargirlllover I said it was still ghosting, I think the fandom likes to paint Shane as feeling rejected and hurt bc Ilya fucked him and then fucked off, when Shane canonically knows there’s more to it than that. Doesn’t mean he wasn’t still upset by it, but it’s more nuanced

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@alsoplati @angelluxegirl I always assumed Shane texted to feel out if Ilya wanted to hook up during the rest of their games for the season (1 or maybe 2 at most) and Ilya didn’t respond

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@scoupsthighmeat Ahh, cool, sorry, it feels like ppl are always being argumentative over nothing, I misread the tone of your comment!

[Mae | obsessive in a normal way @thegreenempty]

@dosamean 100%!! Shane is the GOAT of hockey, getting Ilya Rozanov off, and cognitive dissonance, and nothing was ever gonna move him away from that