Gregory Andrews

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

Mel Kiper Jr. has basically made a living by guessing.

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

I feel like if DJ Khaled and Jason Derulo did a song together, it would just be them saying their own names over and over for 3 minutes.

[MLB Vault @MLBVault]

The @Astros are just the 2nd team to force a Game 7 after going down 3-0.

The first, of course, was the 2004 @RedSox. ⬇️

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

I didn't want to go to dinner with Bob, but they made me.
It was a mandate.

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday.
It's not only terrible, it's terrible!

I bought a thesaurus yesterday and all the pages were blank. There are no words to describe how mad I am!

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

morgan says "daddy, why do you have hairy nipples?" i explain it's because i'm a boy. she then says "when i grow up, i'm going to have hairy nipples too!" i say, no honey, it's not good for girls to have hairy nipples. she then agrees with me and says "yeah, I like my nipples."

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

I like to drink Chai tea while I do Tai chi.

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

CNN headline

Trump stuns with high risk, erratic behavior.

Is it really "stunning" at this point, or has it just become part of the norm

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

@YankeeNindy27 @Kyle_Kondor When something of that magnitude in sports happens, it will be talked about forever.

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

@YankeesNerds Nolan Ryan

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

Did Dinosaurs have periods?
Not like, Jurassic or Mesozoic, but ....you know.....periods?

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

@jimmyfallon TEARS. (Cheers)

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

So if the middle bun of a Big Mac is a "bottom" bun, what do they do with the "top" bun that went with it?

[Zander Matthews @zandersworld]

@married_2a_geek @sportsmatters Seeded buns are WAY better!
@thegregsox
@FiveGuys

[Paul Pabst @PaulPabst]

Groups of five NBA players should team up to play a game of HORSE remotely.
First player posts his shot from his home gym/backyard hoop.
Next player gets one take to hit same shot from his hoop...and so on down the line.
Play it all out on twitter.

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

One day I was taking my 3yr old daughter to the bathroom. I farted and without missing a beat she says "Sounds like you need to go poopy too!" #KidQuotes

[Gregory Andrews @thegregsox]

Has anyone actually taken all the raisins out of Raisin Bran to confirm that it is, in fact two scoops?