Philip Escoffey

Rationalist, mentalist, conman, show-off

[Philip Escoffey @thegreytwit]

I like that my mum still cuts the price off the inside cover of a book sleeve #Christmas

[Philip Escoffey @thegreytwit]

@DerrenBrown I think that you're letting others know that it's your 'local' and tacitly requesting that they play nicely. #endearing

[Philip Escoffey @thegreytwit]

Long time noTweet but hearing a sentence that no Englishman has ever heard has moved me to - "The temp. will be dropping to 31 degrees".

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Decided that saloon doors should be pulled back rather than pushed forward. You don't annoy the person behind and you get a pat on the bum.

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Well the 1st Brisbane show done and dya know, it wasn't too bad. In fact I feel a little silly for getting so flappy.

[Philip Escoffey @thegreytwit]

Will be joining Robin Ince at Canon Gate again on thursday at noon. Anxious as ever but he is a poppet which softens my panic slightly.

[Philip Escoffey @thegreytwit]

3 shows in and a lovely full house which coincided with the first decent performance. And to think I don't believe in synchronicity.

[Philip Escoffey @thegreytwit]

People who say "pound" instead of "pounds", as in "I saved twenty eight pound" are hard to warm to.

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"I'm not religious but I am spiritual." Kinda makes you want to chew your own knees. You know who you are!

[Philip Escoffey @thegreytwit]

Why are snails so thick? They creep into small spaces and then sit there with no seeming awareness of the fact that they grow. Stuck snails.

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I wonder why there is such prolonged satisfaction to be had from folding sweet wrappers on every conceivable angle.

[Philip Escoffey @thegreytwit]

Just finished reading the Drunkard's Walk. It will appeal to the rationalist in you.