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Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
Rationalist, mentalist, conman, show-off
London
Joined May 2009
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Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
over 12 years ago
I like that my mum still cuts the price off the inside cover of a book sleeve
#Christmas
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
over 12 years ago
@DerrenBrown
I think that you're letting others know that it's your 'local' and tacitly requesting that they play nicely.
#endearing
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
over 16 years ago
Long time noTweet but hearing a sentence that no Englishman has ever heard has moved me to - "The temp. will be dropping to 31 degrees".
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
almost 17 years ago
Decided that saloon doors should be pulled back rather than pushed forward. You don't annoy the person behind and you get a pat on the bum.
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Graeme Singleton
@GraemeSingo
Actor/comedian/entertainer/model..... Citizen
Resistance Comedy UK - Live Stand Up
@ResComedyUK
Live Standup Comedy in #Enfield #London. Contact us
[email protected]
Next Show - Sat 30th May 2026 at Dugdale in Enfield Town N.LDN. link in bio
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
almost 17 years ago
Well the 1st Brisbane show done and dya know, it wasn't too bad. In fact I feel a little silly for getting so flappy.
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
almost 17 years ago
Will be joining Robin Ince at Canon Gate again on thursday at noon. Anxious as ever but he is a poppet which softens my panic slightly.
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
almost 17 years ago
3 shows in and a lovely full house which coincided with the first decent performance. And to think I don't believe in synchronicity.
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
about 17 years ago
People who say "pound" instead of "pounds", as in "I saved twenty eight pound" are hard to warm to.
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
about 17 years ago
"I'm not religious but I am spiritual." Kinda makes you want to chew your own knees. You know who you are!
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
about 17 years ago
Why are snails so thick? They creep into small spaces and then sit there with no seeming awareness of the fact that they grow. Stuck snails.
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
about 17 years ago
I wonder why there is such prolonged satisfaction to be had from folding sweet wrappers on every conceivable angle.
Philip Escoffey
@thegreytwit
about 17 years ago
Just finished reading the Drunkard's Walk. It will appeal to the rationalist in you.
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