Gridiron Gumbo

SEC football with a Cajun kick. Honest picks, fair takes, spicy memes. Picks & Peppers every Thursday.

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Gumbo's SEC Week 7 picks are up 🍲 Texas, LSU, A&M, Bama, UGA, Vandy, OU, plus Mizzou over Ole Miss as our upset special (safer play: Mizzou +5.5). All 8 scores + reasons, free to play: https://t.co/j65Clbn737

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

STARKVILLE (GSG) — Mississippi State fan has officially moved on from 31-0. He will keep moving on every 10 minutes until further notice.

Oklahoma at State, Sat 2:30 PM CT.
(Satire)
https://t.co/5F4LAHENhb

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

@ESPNCFB @CFBHeather No clear favorite is right. Auburn beat No. 1 Georgia in Athens, and five SEC underdogs won outright Saturday. The SEC pot's got no lid on it right now, cher 🍲

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

@Brett_McMurphy Castell already got SEC Defensive Player of the Week for the win in Norman, and now Walter Camp too. Big Blue's trophy shelf needs a bigger pot, cher 🍲

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Gumbo's Picks: SEC Week 8. Every line, every book named. 🎲

https://t.co/xPVLoDcTzB

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Sabine Line Gumbo Picks: our Week 9 high school slate for SWLA and SETX. 🏈

https://t.co/Bg9ETrP5yX

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

OPINION: The Mustangs are back in front, West Brook has a QB, and the Golden Triangle is officially cookin'. 🔥

https://t.co/LpY6Ivrrmv

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Four unbeatens, one fallen Buc, and a Friday night cage match in Crowley. Southwest Louisiana's Week 8 is cookin'. 🌶️

https://t.co/0eitrSjtaX

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Mid-County Madness No. 103 🏈 One railroad track, 101 years of grudges. Nederland vs. Port Neches-Groves hits The Reservation this week. 🍲

https://t.co/6KBKJ1rXka

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Bowl Gumbo, Second Stir 🍲 Our own SEC picks after the week the crowns fell:
CFP: Georgia (SEC champ, bye), Tennessee, Ole Miss, Alabama
Texas falls out ➡️ Texas Bowl
Citrus: LSU
Vegas: Miss. State (cowbell bias disclosed)
Full pot 👇 https://t.co/qMIiOIBReR

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Surf vs. turf, cher 🍲 Ole Miss at Texas, first meetin' as SEC members. The Grove tailgates under chandeliers, the UT Tower glows orange after wins, and Texas' first Bevo was the 1920 football banquet's main course. Mawmaw calls it surf and turf.

https://t.co/dNrN4JeZuR

#SEC

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Auburn 27, No. 1 Georgia 24. Tennessee 26, Bama 10. Florida 27, Texas 24. LSU 31, State 0.

Week 7 Gumbo Grades are served, cher. Bring a bib 🍲

https://t.co/0mghwVipRs #SEC

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Two No. 1s dunked in the roux in two weeks. Kentucky's tied for first. Mama took the crown back.

T-Rohn picks who actually deserves the 2026 SEC crown 👑🦞

https://t.co/5bYlWy17Fh

#SEC #GoDawgs #CFB

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

The crown fell in the gumbo again. Auburn walks off No. 1 Georgia, Vols peel Bama, Gators chomp Texas, State gets a goose egg. Gumbo Grades for all 16 + the new Power Pot 🍲 https://t.co/0mghwVipRs

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Win the game, pay the loser. Kentucky and Tennessee stormed the field and the SEC sent $500K apiece to LSU and Alabama. Losing never paid so good, cher. 🌪️ SEC Storm Tracker https://t.co/rRu3z5FizO

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

@Vol_Football Paid $500K for Saturday's field party, and now it's South Carolina week. Hope y'all saved some hot sauce for the Gamecocks, cher 🍲

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

@CFBONFOX After Saturday's beatin' from Florida, Sark's keepin' the spoon in Arch's hand. Ole Miss comes to Austin Saturday, so that line better fix its roux, cher 🍲

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

@SEC @UKFootball @Allstate Won in Norman as a 6.5-point dog, and now the league's top defender of the week. Big Blue's roux is gettin' dark in Lexington 🍲

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

@SEC @AuburnFootball @Allstate Beat No. 1 Georgia in Athens and brought home the hardware. Byrum Brown eats first at the Auburn crawfish boil this week, cher 🍲

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

SEC Players of the Week, Week 7 🍲

Offense: Auburn QB Byrum Brown
Defense: Kentucky's Jordan Castell
Freshman: Oklahoma's Jake Kreul
Special teams: Auburn K Alex McPherson and Tennessee's Cooper Ranvier

Auburn took two plates home from the pot, cher. #SECFB

[Gridiron Gumbo @thegridirongumb]

Tennessee paid $500K for a field storm Saturday and didn't even get the goalposts. Monday at 8:42 a.m. CT, Georgia flipped the No. 1 JUCO DL, Christian Mays, from the Vols.

https://t.co/UtFXgmm6V4

Satire. Cartoon. AI-generated.