Beach Wizard 🌴

filmmaker // writer // massive Survivor nerd +ORG player (maybe the real show too one day)

[milk @milkinhisbag]

shits so bad rn we got the annoying orange condemning ice bro

[Mads @europemaxxed]

"do it scared"
i always do things scared
when is it my turn to do things calm for once?

[atlas @reatlashype]

This economy is so fkd you'll be sitting here thinking you're bad with money and all you did was buy food

[Ben Katzman @BKdegreaser69]

Preparing Coach for round 4!

#survivor #coach #dragonslayer

[Joanna Robinson @jowrotethis]

If I could personally avenge you I would.

[tara al-alami @taraalami]

Sorry i didnt respond to your text from 3 weeks ago i have been debilitated by the mundane cruelty of this world. i’m good how are you

[very baller cash money normal sane person @normal_ballerz]

smoking magic cigarettes for wizard reasons

[Tyler Mead @tylerhmead]

If only Wicked: Were Good

[harv @harvv]

WE DONT HAVE TO DEAL WITH WICKED FANS THIS OSCARS SEASON

[Diego Crespo @thediegocrespo]

A big reason for the Wicked Part 2 snubs is that people saw the movie

[Neet @neet_sol]

Lie on your resume, lie during the interview, lie to your coworkers. It literally doesn't matter.

[Harry @Realmecore_0]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 17th 2026:

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

my toxic trait is that i don’t feel any sense of accomplishment after achieving something. just a mild sense of relief that it's done.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

real

[mike drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

28 beers later: the beer temple