selina semolina

i enjoy journaling my manic thoughts through tweets and love almond croissants.

[Samaria @samariajdavis_]

i hate when someone with adhd tell me “i’ll do it in a sec” like ho you’re lying. you’re not even gonna remember it in a sec.

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

I was White Girl Wasted only once during anorexia & I got so hungry that I ate an entire lime, rind and all, from the bar. Random guy next to me asked “Did you just eat a raw lime?” & I said “As opposed to what? A cooked lime? Get real.”

[elle @itselleokay]

i laughed out loud

[(onai) @MichioOnai]

京都で一番好きな看板です

[Cora Harrington @CoraCHarrington]

2 cocktails into the evening and thinking about one of the most extraordinary speeches on love I’ve ever read

[selina semolina @thegrumpuss]

@VIVAGlRLZ My uncle who is a pediatrician to several Mexican celebrities, told me she was such an advocate and aid to women who needed reproductive help and care back in the day.❤️‍🔥

[sanstitre (commissions closed) @sanstitre2000]

A light hearted drawing

[selina semolina @thegrumpuss]

@zoeamira @JaneDashley Being taken away by Mounties would have been pretty fun to watch.

[vampira @vampl0vrrr]

gaza, 1993.

[John Frankensteiner @JFrankensteiner]

I post it every year, Hunter S. Thompson using an ESPN column to write this one week after 9/11

[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Group Halloween costume idea

[Dylan O'Sullivan @DylanoA4]

Once again thinking about the greatest tweet of all time

[𝓛𝓾𝓱𝓪𝓮𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓷 @luhaenten]

Isabel Allende perfectly describes the most endearing thing a man can do

[selina semolina @thegrumpuss]

Me and Ts first date!!!

[QENNY | THE SPOOKY LAWYER ON YOUTUBE @AKBrews]

This band is called Mac Sabbath and it's a fever dream.

[selina semolina @thegrumpuss]

I think the most exciting thing about your wedding must be when you walk in, and the whole room gets up.

[torta de frango @tortadefrango67]

bro thinks he’s esnupi

[regular sadmeister @gardeinqueen]

paul sweeping the floor with their asses