Grumpy One Kenobi

I don’t have any tall friends. Saves me dusting the fridge. Bald & in Birmingham.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

Please check out, enjoy and share this. One of my proudest moments seeing this come to life. https://t.co/UQJeNGgQt6 #comedy #FridayFeeling

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

@BhamCityCouncil Hello. Genuine question to ask if it’s an unrealistic request to see if you could help repair a mould problem in a communal area? We’re concerned for our health & there are young children in the building too. Thank you.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

My feed is full of negativity and it gets me down. I feel like a fresh start. My new Twitter account is @DangleLager. If you’d like to stay in touch and see my shit jokes, feel free to follow. Cheers!

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

This is brilliant.

[The Blindboy Podcast @bbboatclub]

This footage appeared on my timeline while I was listening to Napalm Death and it was amazing. So I cut them both together and made the most heavy metal music video ever

[JobsworthPod @JobsworthPod]

This is the last time we do Doppleganger jobswap on our #podcast

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

@BarbaraNice Tividale

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@Brumpic Imagine that, the 9 just went to Quinton rather than all the way to Stourbridge.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

Watched Inception 2 last night.

Then I woke up and it was all a dream.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

@Rainmaker1973 But is it waterproof up to 10 metres?

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

@__Checkerz Check out @JobsworthPod for a comedy podcast with careers advice from a hopeless careers advisor who hates his own job. Also plenty of funny guests and some good reviews on iTunes.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

@Rossclr @Brumpic I believe that’s the King but it was removed and placed in a park over Highgate I think.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

My Dad told me that when it comes to work, it’s so important to get your foot in the door somewhere.

Mind you, he was a bailiff.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

This is so sad to see. How can this be happening? Where’s the human element when these decisions are made?

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@dodo It was like the bully and their little fat mate following behind.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

@ZonePhysics Pollution or animal cruelty

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

@Vemsteroo @Leeallenphotos @RachelChallis Good luck to you both. You look very happy and on Twitter with so much negativity, it’s very nice to see.

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

Looks like he won the postcode lottery.

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

This is one of the most poignant signs I've ever read in my life, to be installed at the former Okjökull glacier in Borgarfjörður, Iceland by scientists and the Icelandic Hiking Society. Our children should not forgive us if we fail. https://t.co/sc6VtGDrq3 [via @danjamstewart]

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

He campaigned to leave,
it doesn’t look good,
the Prime Minister tried to arrange a deal.
That didn’t go well.
I wonder if it’s a case of “You campaigned for it, you can fucking deal with it,” sort of thing going on. So when it all goes bad it’s all on him? Just wondering.

[Michael Brooks @DrMichaelBrooks]

V moved by @mark_haddon’s piece on his NHS heart bypass in @thetimes, especially this:

[Grumpy One Kenobi @TheGrumpy_Bloke]

Incredible work