DangleLager

Twitter can be a toxic place can’t it? I’m here for comedy, UFC and F1 news. Positive vibes only please. Hey, I also have a comedy radio show.

[DangleLager @DangleLager]

@BritishGas I doubt it mate. My meter doesn’t have a battery. The agent was lying to me saying there was a fault with it. There really isn’t. If I’d been a vulnerable customer I’d have fallen for the lie.

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@BritishGas I had a call from someone claiming to be from you. They had my name and said that my gas meter is faulty and they want to arrange a replacement. There’s nothing wrong with the meter and I provide readings every month. Is it a legit call from you or a scam?

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@Landeur Absolutely heartbreaking.

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@alphafox There’s no way they’re sitting down in those tight trousers. They must travel everywhere with a Segway as their mode of transport.
If they do sit down then there’s some NASA level technology with the strength of those seams.

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@luluHru When the music kicked in I thought shit was about to go down.

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@reformparty_uk You guys need to update your records. I've just been left a voicemail from you asking if I'd like to be a Reform candidate for my area. I didn't renew my membership, and I joined @RestoreBritain_ on the day they announced the launch of the party.

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@BillboardChris A woman who want's to be accepted as a man, gets treated like a man, but doesn't want to be treated like a man.

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@80s_Kidz I needed a new school bag. I wanted something like this. My Dad gave me a big fabric bag to use. I think he won it in a raffle. It was a huge black thing with Benson & Hedges written on the side. I think it was for carrying duty free cigs. Not heavy text books and a PE kit. Shit

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@RupertLowe10 I’m not going to listen to someone who resembles something you’d hook onto the rim of your toilet so it freshens with every flush!

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@akirathedon I don’t. I point them towards the Scott Adams album The User Interface For Reality. It’s phenomenal.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Important news - Restore Britain now has more members than the Conservative Party.

Our aim is clear.

Win the next general election - I am increasingly confident that we can achieve that.

Enjoy the weekend, patriots.

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@UKBackintheDay2 I was an apprentice when this came out. 17 years old. I was at a training centre with other young lads same age and I remember how we laughed when one lad said he’d shag the brother if he got to shag the three sisters after.
He was like Jay from the inbetweeners.

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@alphafox This is how I learned to drive

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@KonstantinKisin Have you seen this? What are your thoughts? Will you consider getting security? Crazy times.

https://t.co/aG4rZcniQr

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@Playteaux1 @WTSmith17 @peterboghossian

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@NoContextHumans This reminds me of that time I was on very strong pain killers which blocked me up for a few days.

I had to take laxatives but it was a truly emotional and joyous moment.

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@UKBackintheDay2 Spelt it wrong mate. It’s RRRRRoad RRRage

[Benonwine @benonwine]

You BECOME what you IMPORT!

Listen to this Englishman speak about how much the UK has changed just in his lifetime.

What he's says is so True, and I think many of my followers will relate to what he has to say. 🙏🇬🇧

[DangleLager @DangleLager]

When the world seems like a dark place, and it gets you down, the light of laughter is a gift. Grateful to Alex Lowe for @realclintonb & @barryfromwat because the show at Brum Symphony Hall last night was brilliant. I laughed so much and it was just the tonic. Thanks mate.

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@peterboghossian I disagree. It shows how appealing to a certain demographic that makes up 1/3 of the electorate can help you win. And unsurprising, you can’t expect them to vote for a party advocating deportation and closing borders. Most voters didn’t vote Green. There’s still 649 other seats.