The Grumpy Golfer

Scratch golfer with a grumpy streak. Using X to vent about missed putts and share funny golf mishaps. Follow for dry humour and unfiltered golf rants.

[The Grumpy Golfer @thegrumpygolfe7]

My first blog post, let me know what you think!

The World Handicap System – Why Have We Changed to a Worse System? https://t.co/M2FEb8PZpt

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@KoryYeshua This young man is more intelligent than his teacher. He must be so frustrated having to sit through his lessons.

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@AmorimEra_ Not for much longer, Garnacho and Amad are producing. Rashford isn’t doing enough and will need to get used to the bench for a while!

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@Miss_Snuffy You clearly have the ability of critical thinking. Unlike most of the population, unfortunately.

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@ShaneLowryGolf This is why you’re my favourite golfer

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@Fx1Jonny @geertwilderspvv @netanyahu Hi Jonny - why are you ex army + pro Palestine?

You seem like a fake stupid account to me. I’d love to learn more about you.

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@AmorimEra_ This literally happens at semi pro level.

Shit social media account

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Look at the headlines with Iran, asylum and murder plots from the IRGC.

🚨 IF YOU DONT SEE A CONNECTION YOU ARE THICK! ‼️

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@DrEliDavid @Erin_Molan @SkyNewsAust @MayorofLondon @DavidLammy @10DowningStreet @jeremycorbyn @DawnButlerBrent

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No matter what manager comes in to manage Manchester United, there are several players that have been at the club over the last 5 years that have to be sold/let go.

They are just crap.

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@guardian So stock markets have more confidence and US companies appear more valuable and investable.

If you can’t see how growth of companies that provide jobs, tax revenue amount many other things you’re very thick. Companies that invest in and grow the UK’s economy as well btw!

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@MartinSLewis My parents holidayed every year in Florida until last year.

The reason they stopped? Prices in supermarkets due to the high inflation the Biden administration caused.

I guarantee half the people who voted on this pole don’t go to the US anyway!

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@messedupfoods What a waste of 1 minute 25 seconds

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@piersmorgan Most normal people can see that celebrities care about looking good. They care about their image and project a virtuous image while actually being morally corrupt.

They do charitable work for tax reasons and their image. FACT

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So let me get this straight: Biden and the Democrats lost because of global issues like COVID-driven inflation, yet the Tories in the UK lost due to their own economic mismanagement. The logic doesn’t quite align, does it?

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@LangmanVince How about instead of going onto high streets and asking people who aren’t in work questions about politics, go into offices and construction sites where regular working people are and ask them what they think.

Your discussions may become more balanced. But, only if you listen.

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@stoolpresidente 👏🏽 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

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@Keir_Starmer @realDonaldTrump You should probably start by calling him personally and apologising for your chief of staff and some of your cabinet.

If he’ll take your call.

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@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump I wonder if the institutions in the USA which are plagued by leftists will allow Trump to govern unhindered this time.

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Tonight’s champions league tie between Manchester City and Sporting Lisbon is most watched group stage CL tie for Manchester City… EVER

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I’m not voting, because I’m not American. But, if I was voting, I’d vote for the candidate and party that isn’t being endorsed by all the elitist celebrities in the entertainment industry.