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[hani @crucifynisis]

“do it scared” i do everything scared because i dont have a relaxed nervous system and it always feels like im held at gunpoint

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"doesn't understand the appeal of patina" feels like neat summation of American aesthetic sensibility

[Rob Miles @robertskmiles]

If you're going to send me LLM generated text, please just send me the prompt you used to generate it instead.

This isn't even a joke, I would genuinely be happy to read the three bullet points you turned into that whole email

[Marva @MarvaKreel]

Travelling on trains in England is great because it’s £80 and your train is then cancelled due to “shortage of staff”, you then get on the next one that has double the people and no available seats, and then they’ll announce “btw, toilets aren’t working and the shop’s closed” xx

[doué @tjxlamar]

leaving the cinema to be greeted by a summer night is such a top tier feeling, especially when the film was great

[Ameer Kotecha @Ameer_Kotecha]

When you really stop to think about our national debt it really changes your perspective on government spending. That money we are giving to Pakistan in foreign aid? It is not the act of a rich country giving something from what it has left over. It is a country BORROWING to give away to others what we don’t even have and can’t afford

[one guy. maybe more @documense]

“lock in” ? no thanks . I am already “locked in” my own body as a prison that punishes me for being alive

[Cosmopolitan Blood Red Summer ⚢ @trashage]

Robert Pattinson is currently on the run that Ryan Gosling sacrificed for Quirk Chungus money and Adam Driver never got due to the scourge known as "Star Wars".

[r. 🍦 @irobatzy]

thank you TWILIGHT for giving robert pattinson financial security to take bold choices and become the actor everyone knew he could be

[滿帖子乖謬之言觀汝似有瘋症 @remmettmaxwell]

one of the twists in real world AI is that, in scifi, it was assumed that the danger would be that we'd raise the machine to the level of a human soul. but to be honest, it seems we're most in danger of debasing the human soul to the level of machine.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Expecting NHS medical professionals to speak fluent English is not racist, obviously.

[Oliver 🫒❤️‍🔥🌾 @Pyrrrhos]

I don’t know why but he’s the first person to hold the office that I genuinely don’t register as being Prime Minister.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

i'm sure the ability to fabricate convincing historical footage that eventually drifts across the internet, where it's picked up by people who present them as real, at a time when trust in educational and media institutions is already eroding, will prove to be a net positive

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

"There's no way you can write a ten page paper without chatGPT"
WE COULD LITERALLY DO EVERYTHING THAT EVER HAPPENED IN HUMAN HISTORY WITHOUT CHATGPT WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.

[no earthquake (undignified) @no_earthquake]

im the most vindicated man on earth

[Iggmeister @iggidigit]

I used to scoff at consumerism like a cool gen x misanthrope. Then I discovered overpriced scandinavian clothes that make you look like a retired soviet chess player

[Duke☕🎧 @jose0081011431]

Esto no te lo hacía ni South Park en su época dorada.

Demencial lo de Reino Unido

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

I can't express how lucky I was to have spent my formative years with an internet that was shaped by >110 IQ nerds instead of third world content farms struggling over 5$ of ad revenue