GrumpyOldDan

Hailing from Parts Unknown: dog owner, fisherman, curmudgeon extraordinaire

[GrumpyOldDan @TheGrumpyOldD]

@SecDuffy @FAANews You should’ve named it the DUMB platform

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@4beagles @MWBeagleRescue I am sorry for your loss 🐾💔🙏🏻

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@JacDalAM He’s dumb as a stump

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@TimNoEgo That’s a very good list

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@laurenboebert

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@SecDuffy @FAANews You suck at your job

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Some personal news:

Yesterday was my last day at Microsoft.

Today, I started a brand new job at the FAA and things are going pretty well!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

And now here’s Alice Cooper drinking a beer with fucking Colonel Sanders to kickstart your weekend.

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@yeeeerika Vernor’s, I hope 🙏🏻

[Sassy Soap Droppin' Jail Bait @SassyJailbait]

tried to email this to Microsoft's CEO. he'll get it next week 📎

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@HouseDemocrats So far this week you’ve displayed the inability to fart and chew bubble gum at the same time. First step electing a Speaker who is a fighter and knows what the hell she’s doing. Hakeem is a corporate plant.

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Crossed paths with some Sandhill Cranes while in my lunch walk (sound up):

[GrumpyOldDan @TheGrumpyOldD]

Jaws
The Godfather
The Godfather Part II
Goodfellas
One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly
Platoon

[El Presidente @elldivino]

Goodfellas
Pulp Fiction
Heat
Casino
Scarface
Reservoir Dogs
Rocky

[GrumpyOldDan @TheGrumpyOldD]

@ChuckGrassley Still trying to slander Obama all these years later, yet not a peep from you about the Epstein files.

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@BarryinIowa The poor guy lives two states away, so I’m willing to cut a little slack here.

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@Yoda4ever What a massacre

[Rob @_ROB_29]

You’re not the boss of me 😂

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@bleepchick Not intentional. i am but a lowly sinner 😞

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I wheeled my trash and recycling bins to the curb on this cold, rainy night to avoid having to do so in the morning. This is the part where all twelve of you - my human followers - applaud and say, “Sometimes it’s almost as though you’re a real adult, Dan!”

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@donkoclock She is a horrid creature

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@_ladygooch @ArrowheadPride That’s exactly where my 12 year old brain goes whenever hearing the word “streak”.