GrumpyOldDan

Hailing from Parts Unknown: dog owner, fisherman, curmudgeon extraordinaire

[GrumpyOldDan @TheGrumpyOldD]

@wendypink224 My gut, lack of hair, and complete lack of musical ability

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@PlantRobinson There aren’t any open seats so I won’t sit next to any of them

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@Bob_Janke

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@KatAUversion

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Our office has piped-in music in common areas and the genre changes by the hour. It’s country right now and some bloke is carrying on about how lost he’d be without “Jesus, Mama, and country radio”. I’d rather smoke PCP than hear another second of that song.

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@Girl_Censored If You are in close proximity IKEA occasionally has some nice option on that front.

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Running some errands at lunch and 80’s on 8 played Billy Ocean 👍🏻 and Don Johnson 🤢 back-to-back. Pretty much the 80’s in a nutshell.

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@coolgoofball @islandinmymind

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@heavyhonkers Find anything for your spank bank? 😘

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@Cocolasvegass That site gave me nightmares

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@jennyred85

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@AtwinGracie2002 No, but I used to drink beer in the shower.

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I like chocolate. I like donuts. I do not like chocolate-frosted donuts.

[Emma Scott @EmmaScott]

This map is infinitely more fun if you imagine these deaths are all kink-related.

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@tonyiommi I go completely apeshit every single time I hear this. Tony you are the greatest!

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@spartanv33 I just listened to it on the drive to work this morning, and always go completely nuts from the bridge to the end of Tony’s solo. Absolute perfection.

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A truer meme has never existed

[Punt Road @punt_rd]

And there’s Angel Witch too.

Any other triple band name, album, song threats!?

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@PlantRobinson Those young people have no respect for furniture!

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Me flirting:
“Have you ever seen the movie ‘Forrest Gump’? Good, cause I gotta pee!”