Above Average Bum

my phone wallpaper is Anna Kalinskaya sitting down with an ice sausage during the changeover.

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

I walked over to the Target today. I didn't really need it immediately but still I swung by the coffee aisle for some more Major Dick (my daily brew).

Every row on the shelf was empty.

It's like there'd been a Targeted Peet's Coffee Robbery. @peetscoffee @Target #wth

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

https://t.co/6RlHUA1lv2
Way to go @elonmusk

[MC Squared @mcsquared34]

Detaining someone without due process is kidnapping

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@priceline Y'all should be embarrassed about your association work Xcover. lcom
Complete ripoff. Fu** you both.

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@NJTRANSIT Is the MyTix api down? I'm unable to complete the purchase with error 'MyTix is unavailable at this time.'

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@ESPNPlus Where has the US Open R2 Muchova vs Cirstea match gone? It's unable to be played now? I left mid-match bc it's a long one (and hence a good one). Wth?

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@ESPNPlus Friday 1630z ESPN+ page says I cannot play today's Anisimova 3R match at Wimbledon due to "unavailable in my region - stream error" — My "Region" is Culver City, about two miles from Sony Pictures Studios.

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@turo why have a Support site (https://t.co/T9DHtLRoZd) if guests aren't allowed to login to it? I've been waiting to hear back from you all about a canceled trip and have heard nothing for 2 weeks. #wth

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@turo logins are failing, I get this whether I use my email or telno.

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@razorockJoe as soon as it's on the site I'm ordering it (probably two). Will there just be the one OG spec plate? I'd seen a rumor there would be two aggression levels 🤔.

[The Associated Press @AP]

BREAKING: Ronald Reagan National Airport says that all takeoffs and landings have been halted after a crash nearby. D.C. Fire and EMS said on X that a small aircraft was down near the airport just outside Washington and that fireboats were on the scene. https://t.co/wq9aXsEcKg

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@yonex_tennis 411, the stringing instructions for Ezone 98 on the website are completely wrong; it's for some other frame entirely.

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@espn Hey, since y'all have the Australian Open, please display the *given name* for all the Chinese players on the schedule & scoreboards. They have common family names: Everet vs Wang, Borg vs Li, etc is not helpful, folks. Thanks for all that you do🎩.

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@Microsoft 411 the Microsoft Update Catalog has a bug where the window for the MSU download shows the artifact's SHA1 checksum in Base64 encoding.

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@Variety Couldn't have happened to a more appropriate person

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@JasonStrummer The late, great Phil Lynotte is on the left

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

@Jaybefaunt @ProudSocialist You completely missed the point: Jost is a show writer and awesome guy. He handled that perfectly without choosing sides. Genius.

[Above Average Bum @thegrumpyounguy]

I'm getting window stickers for my pickup truck.

[Oo Nwoye @OoTheNigerian]

I was aware Americans hated their health care systems and insurance companies, but I was not aware they hated them this much.

#StLuigi

[LiberalWhiteMaleVeteran @LibWhiteMaleVet]

#EatTheRich #UpVsDown

[eggvermifuge @eggvermifuge]

Hot take: The US government trying to kill Luigi to stifle the radicalization of the masses is going to have the opposite effect. Giving the death sentence for a CEO over school shootings is a signal that people in power don’t care about us and the only out is by force.