Had a dream my friends and I were being attacked by an alien and I went after it. But while I was getting my ass handed to me, Trouble In Shangri-La was playing.....and if that’s how I go, I’m not even mad. #StevieNicks#newfavorite
Not trying to invade anyone’s privacy by sharing names, but bless you for posting - this shit has me rolling.... because it’s true. I will use whatever the fuck I can get my hands on. TONY’S HAS SALT IN IT!!! 🤣🔥🖤#cajunwitchery#repost#witchcraft#spicy
Have you ever tried to tell a story to someone and wondered why the fuck you even started talking to them in the first place, because three words in and they’ve already interjected five times and ruined the hopes of continuing the conversation with you?
Me: *cooking pasta* I don’t think you’re ready for this ‘sketti....
Dog: *stares and barks*
Me: I don’t think you’re ready for this ‘sketti....I don’t think you’re ready for this....
Dog: *stares and barks*
Me: Cause this sauce is just too delicious for ya, baby.