Guff

I am worthy

[Guff @theguffboy]

Just got beer checked by Lady Guff!!!
“Is that your 4th???”

Woman, this is only my 3rd!!! I’ll be getting a 4th soon if you don’t shut your trap!

[Guff @theguffboy]

MIL is crashing out rn!!!

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Forgot how bad Mike and Nancy’s mom is #STRANGERGUFFS

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Guff approves of #SEX

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About to find myself in the doghouse for not knowing what I want for dinner tonight, meanwhile Lady Guff has not suggested a single thing that she wants #ThatsGUFFEDup

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Going to dinner while on vacation with the in-laws tonight. Might show my ass #GUFFED

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Who knew that NOT having good enough ideas of things for me and #LadyGuff to do tonight would land me in the #doghouse

#GUFF

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Could totally beat my meat in this airport bathroom and not a soul would know #IntrusiveThoughts

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In Utah for the next few days with Lady Guff. Might have to try this “soaking” they speak of #GUFFTRIESNEWTHINGS

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REALLY WANT TO LIKE some Instagram stories rn

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So many queers in Austin

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If Lady Guff makes me take one more damn picture

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@JustGeo0 @LeVeonBell @PS5Updates @PS5StockTracker @nikitterfame @Fahadclipz @masked_investor

[Guff @theguffboy]

Anyone know where I can buy a ps5 for cheap? There’s too many scammers out there. I need REAL people only.

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Drunk Guff throws bets down like a hammer hitting a nail #DrunkGuff

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What’s the gambling hotline number? #Asking4aFriend

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

LUCKY GAMBLING SQUIRREL. RETWEET FOR GOOD LUCK

[Guff @theguffboy]

Who has a lock that I can max bet right now?

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Lucky Gambling squirrel. Retweet for good luck today

[Guff @theguffboy]

The future Guff jr: “Dad, how much money would you have made if the jets had won the MNF game on October 14th, 2024?”

Me: