irritable paul syndrome

They used to call me ThE 69th Omni-directional Self-Cleaning GuRu of Happiness -(¿?)- now no one calls at all.

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

Screaming into the void is what we do now to celebrate security practices that make the world inoperable for the sake of security.

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

I'm locked out of my #XBOX because I haven't logged into #Authenticator, to log into authenticator I need a code from authenticator. Following the steps has made my account have suspicious activity and they don't believe I am the owner of my account - so I'm done. #Microsoft

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

My washing machine is holding my clothes captive after a cycle. I fixed this by denying it electricity before but it’s not working this time. :(

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Check out Questioning the Cubicle 🖤's video! #TikTok https://t.co/kKuqGFXeg9

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TikTok was down for less than 24 hours. At first I was listless but ultimately those hours were filled with increased productivity. Thank God it’s back I don’t want to achieve anymore.

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

@johncusack I see them.

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

Just saw my last post was less than a year ago. I’m constantly lying to myself.

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

I opened X today for the first time in years to see I was following 400+ people that weren’t following me and hadn’t posted since 2017. Guess I’ll just leave there here.

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

I didn't forget my password. I have an app that remembers my password - you just don't like it. In that same app I wrote down the security questions and answers - but to reset my password you're asking me different questions. I hate everyone.

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

I was going to break my silence on Twitter and post about my issues with HP Instant Ink, but then I realized all my problems were essentially my own fault.

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These past few days I feel as though I've discovered mustard.

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Eating some oatmeal at hotel I realized I'm on a journey to find out if my dentist is correct when she said "without teeth you will not be able to eat and you will die."

Seems like that's not accurate.

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

I was thinking about touching grass, but there are just so many fire ants.

Starting to think about petting fire ants.

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I guess trespassing? (@ The National Weather Service in Reno, NV) https://t.co/72rBmxqzH9

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I'm at Mt. Rose Main Lodge https://t.co/GQJVLKqqaV

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I looked out my plane window and said “Merlin Mann’s down there somewhere, don’t be creepy.” (@ San Francisco International Airport - @flysfo in San Francisco, CA) https://t.co/cfvi8j861I

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

❤️🙏

[irritable paul syndrome @theguru42]

I just earned the 'Draft City (Level 3)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/hnUrDhVM0h

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If you like satisfactory and want to take it mobile here is a game with no adds bo tutorials that’s scratching that itch. https://t.co/sKroG7wyZT

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I just earned the 'Bravo for Brown (Level 2)' badge on @untappd! https://t.co/PvvOr9l5ov