Matt Hackenmiller

Former fantasy baseball writer. Former writer at

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@DaneMooreNBA
(2/2)
No one anticipated Wemby’s impact on SA.
Wolves must now reconfigure to beat OKC & SA.
They need more shooting & player makers at the wing & guard positions

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@DaneMooreNBA
Life comes at you fast in the NBA.
4 years ago the Wolves FO viewed Jokic & Denver as the team to beat going forward. So they constructed a roster to contend with them.
No one saw OKC being this good this quickly
(1/2)

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@BillSimmons
I know Ant is only 24.

With what OKC & SA could be for the next 8 years, Wolves championship window could be closed.

As a Wolves fan, it kills me to admit this.

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@BillSimmons @ZachLowe_NBA
The NBA playoffs don’t determine who the best team in the league is anymore.

It just shows which teams avoided catastrophic injuries.

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@DaneMooreNBA
O/U 10.5 Jokic FGA in the first quarter of game 3?

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@JonKrawczynski
Any McDaniels injury news?

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@ScottDochterman
Governor of Nebraska to propose a bill renaming popular fast food chain "Five Guys" to "Four Guys" in honor of the basketball program

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@ScottDochterman
Do you know what the “N” on the Nebraska football helmet stands for?

“Never have 5 players on the court defending an in bounds play in a Sweet 16 game”

I am here for all the Nebraska jokes

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@ChrisRyan77
The Nice Guys is Boogie Nights meets 48 Hours #Rewatchables #DontSayStuff

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@DaneMooreNBA

I’m not saying fire Finch, but I find it interesting that teams like LAC, Boston, Houston, Pacers always play hard no matter who is suiting up for them. It’s a team culture thing where this level of effort is tolerated

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@DaneMooreNBA
Do you track how many offensive possession where the Wolves make 0-1 passes?

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@DaneMooreNBA
Why can’t any Wolves player throw a decent alley oop pass?

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@SethTweets It would be very difficult for Slowey to pitch in the pitch clock era

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@kevin_nealon @danacarvey

https://t.co/Ngr6QeYLKi

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@kevin_nealon @danacarvey
When I was in middle school a teacher use to let us bring in music or books to share with the class.
I use to record every SNL and I brought in this clip of “Snap Decisions” The teacher couldn’t stop laughing and insisted we watch the entire episode

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@JonKrawczynski @DaneMooreNBA

What do you think Ayo’s next contract looks like?

Something like 3 for $30-$35?

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@JonKrawczynski
Last season McDaniels shot 31% from corner threes on 163 attempts
So far this season he shooting 49% on 67 attempts

What’s funny is that he is shooting 36% from the left corner and 61% from the right corner on basically the same amount of attempts

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@KyleTheige And Finch says the same things after each of these losses, yet nothing changes.

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@BillSimmons

Kings looking for a long term PG after trading Haliburton and Fox.

Can’t make this stuff up.

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

The Sacramento Kings are looking for a long-term point guard and have been showing interest in Darius Garland, per @GrantAfseth

“The Sacramento Kings have kept an eye on Garland’s situation as they remain motivated to find a long-term answer at point guard following De’Aaron Fox‘s departure, sources tell https://t.co/1vqtaLavAj. The Minneota Timberwolves are another known team motivated for point guard help to take pressure off of Anthony Edwards. However, it’d be challenging for either team to find a viable path to add Garland.”

(Via https://t.co/EcDn6aAjQW)

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@Hassel_Chris
Next season, if KF chooses to go back to a non mobile QB, it should result in an automatic dismissal