Hades

I live my life ruling the dead. All my company is my wife I personally kidnapped, and my dog, Cerebus (he has a birth defect...)

[Hades @thehades666]

I'm auctioning this invisibility hat on eBay.

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I have a symboll. I hate it.

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Everybody says I'm Death himself. That's Thanatos. I'M the DEVIL himself!

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@The_Whiny_God Well, I am the god of Earthly riches...

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@The_Whiny_God My privately owned bar!

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@The_Whiny_God redy to get wasted?

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@PretierThenThou I was EATEN by my own father. You're lucky you don't have one.

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I'm gonna ban Chuck Jones to Tartarus. Walt is the best.

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I haven't gone to the surface in 3, 000 years. I wanna know WHY IS EVERYONE NOT IN TOGAS!

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His is how I actually look. I had Walt (my cartoonist) draw me my profile picture and background

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Can't wait for the apocalypse. I'l have everyone on Earth here.

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I can't believe they named a plant after me. AND THEY SAID IT WASN'T!!!!!!!

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Waiting for Betty White to die... #bored

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I wish I had a cat. Dogs are just dumb.

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People think that I am evil. I'm not.

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I don't really look like this. It's how Walt here draws me.

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My dog went to Tokyo last week. He ran when they yellef "GODZILLS!!!!"

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Explain why my wife is my niece...

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Watching footage of people dying. It just cracks me up to see Elvis die!

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I want a divorce. My wife keeps trying to escape this place.