Jeff Helget

the tweets are my own and most of them are pretty lame.

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

Michael Kim with the vaunted "TC" (5 straight birdies) @TronCarterNLU
@Mike_kim714 #3MOpen

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@BigRandyNLU you coming to MN for the women's PGA this week?

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

Tim Walz protecting Minnesotans from severe weather by sending it all into Wisconsin

[Bo Cole @BoKnowsWeather]

What a scam!!! Nudging East again. Threat isn’t gone. But this is oh so typical.

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@SilentGarrett @SLNTPLNT
Yooooooooooo

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Death Valley National Park is experiencing its first major superbloom in a decade as of March/April 2026, driven by record winter rainfall (1.7 – 2.5+ inches) that transformed the desert landscape with vibrant carpets of yellow, pink, and purple flowers.
https://t.co/YgaHskYSlM

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@isaackamsin This might be the happiest moment of his life, he lives for this!

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

Honestly had no idea that Boggis, Bunce and Bean had ventured into politics

[Minnesota Freedom Caucus @FreedomCaucusMN]

MN Freedom Caucus ends week one with a BIG announcement.

Our Freedom Caucus House members just filed articles of impeachment for Tim Walz & Keith Ellison.

Time to hold the real frauds accountable.

You need to be following:
@BenDavis_MN
@MNREPMIKEWIENER @DrewRoachMN

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

Me every time I use generative AI to make fun of AI:

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

This is truly a way to make the workday more enjoyable.

[tomie @tomieinlove]

I’ve started saying nonsense phrases at work like “that’s neither cheese nor cheddar” just to see my coworkers nod seriously like they understand

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Thanks for the free 7-day trial of 2026

I’d like to unsubscribe from whatever the hell this is

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

.@NormaJeanBand's "Wrongdoers" holds up so damn well. What an album.

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

.@BrandonPerna may God have mercy on the man that has to give this play a Blop score

[Jacksonville Jaguars @Jaguars]

Just like we drew it up! 🤌

@trevorlawrence | #KCvsJAX on ESPN

[Tim Flanagan @LMondelloGuy]

As a father of 6 I have some advice for JJ McCarthy. When labor starts to get intense, DO NOT look at her and say "is there anywhere else you'd rather be".

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@MetaWhaleGriff @thorku I think you misunderstand the meaning of "rookie"

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@MetaWhaleGriff @jsjr0313

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@thorku Didn't Kleiman sell off this account to the highest bidder, and the account now specializes in engagement-bait? It's a strategy that, sadly, seems to be paying dividends thanks to the way Xitter works nowadays.

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@braunisaac Like add a weather "layer"?

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@TronCarterNLU

[Carolyn Zacharias @heycarolynz]

New hat just dropped 🔥🔥🔥

[Jeff Helget @thehammerofthor]

@Mike_kim714 @FootJoy Astoundingly good looking shoes

[Michael S. Kim @Mike_kim714]

US open giveaway pt 1

My awesome partner @FootJoy and I are giving away these cool US open themed shoes! Whatever size you wear.

Retweet, comment, must follow myself and footjoy to win.