Bishop of Battle

Greetings, Earthling. I am the Bishop of Battle, master of all I survey.

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@PhilMackey Even if he develops into a competent QB, he’s so injury prone it’s not worth it to hold on to him.

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@NoXboxMusic @TodayInSportsCo They were fighting over a girl and each and sabotaged the other ones date with her.

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@NobuYoungBull @ImBearsFan @AdamSchefter No way was Rex going to lead a comeback. Possibly the worst QB to ever play in a SB.

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@cookieidol126 @GopherInsight @BenScottStevens Nebrasaka doesn’t stand a chance. NW will be a tough game. I’m a gophers fan, but I’m expecting they will shit the bed as par for the course against Iowa.

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@jonpokerwriter @TheRyenRussillo Maybe because the fans of the lesser teams don’t walk around acting like their teams are on par with Ohio State?

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@m3tro_gn0me At the start she says to let it sit there and hang out (we all know how to sear a steak) and then and the end she says to keep it moving a little bit. Which one is it?

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@nopamts @m3tro_gn0me Why not just serve a zip sauce instead of making up something called “rock sauce”?

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@Truth_matters20 @Ngamini2004 You sound like a gnostic.

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@BladesTM_ @nickmullenfan @samtripoli They won the game by taking the knee. Could run out the clock and not give Miami the ball. It was the right play.

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@BretBrillante @bigcontentguy Correct me if I’m wrong, but didn’t he go along with her being dead when he knew she was fake? I recall seeing some story on it before a ND game.

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@imakegoodtakes2 @cotheory @fdlgator @MattWallace888 @grok Sure it does. It makes sense to fumble in your own end zone to avoid a safety. Nobody wants to fumble into the opposing teams end zone when they are on the goal line. .

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@cotheory @imakegoodtakes2 @fdlgator @MattWallace888 @grok The rules of American football are if you fumble out of bounds you get to keep the ball at where it went out. It doesn’t make sense to punish the offense just because they fumbled it out of the end zone (unless it’s their own, I agree in that case it should be a safety).

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@imakegoodtakes2 @fdlgator @MattWallace888 @grok Because it’s not your own end zone?

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@ChaosCrave_ She would make a good mutant infected with the T-virus

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@90sWWE Iron Sheik, Hulk Hogan, Steve Austin, Bret Hart

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@MLFootball @HGrahamNFL @thekapman @KruseSports_ @BearsShowYo @bearszn @vikesinsider @VikesCentral @JJVikings @VikingsDaily @TheRealCoach_JB She’s been like this for years now. Which is a shame as she is a good sideline reporter.

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@TheLongInvest Political views aside, whoever uses the phrase, “the right side of history” rides the special bus.

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@Michellek4040 She didn’t get slapped, stop lying

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@CKaccess @OrevaZSN Bingo, use it for the cooler on road trips.

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@teepeefive @CJVogel_OTF I agree, the apology is just abhorrent.