resident hat loser

born with a hat on my head and a girl to chase after || @thehat1oser || admin = 22

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@fawnlotts the answer was 17, i bought a lot of eggs

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how many easter eggs can i smash off of my head until i’m concussed?

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// a sign from the stars, perchance?

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you'll enjoy things again, leo. don't worry.

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@KeyouiX hmm

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do you think it hurts the bread when it’s in the toaster?

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@KeyouiX are you calling me yummy?

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@KeyouiX that makes sense, yeah

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do you think butter is like bread sunscreen?

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do you think it hurts the bread when it’s in the toaster?

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@KeyouiX now i don’t know, maybe i am bread…

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@KeyouiX …am i bread?

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@ordealrewritten but is that just how cinnamon toast crunch screams, or is that how all bread screams? and cereal, i guess?

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@KeyouiX yeah cause it’s hot and bright

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@AAaldemon ouchie :(

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// if anyone wants to keep up with your favourite hat-admin while melissa is MIA, follow me @catfoodtini ❤️🙏

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// hiatus

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#macklincelebrini am i no good?

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@natttscatorccio i do not

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odds on the olympics closing ceremony making me cry?

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@natttscatorccio it is. but it’s also factual