Heidi Dee

Legal student; paralegal; esthetician; mom; wife; blogger. I live for sarcasm and caffeine. These two things get me through the day - sometimes!

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

While it’s not my normal #keto friendly treat, this #macaron was probably the best I’ve ever had 😍🥰 #worthit @ Le Macaron French Pastries St Augustine https://t.co/Ddsqx3lLL2

[Dr.ErinCalipari @TheErinCalipari]

People ask why I respond to rude people on twitter. I’ll tell you.

People have always been mean like this. When I was a kid my parents wouldn’t let me respond because they said I was better than that

Well, I wasn’t better than that and now I’m an adult and I do what I want 😂

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

My 6 year old said he wants a baby sibling. To give him a better idea of what this would mean for him, I played 30 minutes of baby crying sounds loudly outside his door at 7:15 this morning. I think he’s over the idea for a while 😂😂😂 #LifeLessons #boymom #thingskidssay

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

When You drive on a toll road, one tends to have certain expectations - mainly that there is either obvious improvement happening or that the road isn’t so heinous that I could pave a better one myself. Yes @PolkCountyFL I’m referring to you 😂😭 #cryingontheinside

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

#GameofThrones actors after reading the finale script thinking it’s all a joke! But seriously that was the worst display of lazy writing 😭 #GameOfThonesFinale #GOTSeasonFinale

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

😂😂😂 #legit

[Typical Girl @GirlishWish]

I hate when adults make fun of u and ask if u bought ur jeans with all the holes in them. Why don’t you go fix the holes in our economy robert.

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

When you’re driving home from the #gym after #arm day and struggle to turn the steering wheel 😂😂😂😂 #gymtime #gymmotivation #Sore

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

So sad that in just a few days bread and dessert will have calories again.

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

Sad but true 😭😭😭 #why #Truth

[Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy]

I wish I was one of those women who looked adorable in baggy boyfriend jeans and a chunky fall sweater, but I just look like I let myself go and am hiding triplets.

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

😂😂😂😂

[Spike & Friends @SpikeTheBeetle]

your christmas spirit only makes him STRONGER

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

@ZooTampa Yum! I’m sad we missed these 😭

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

Made it out to @ZooTampa #christmasinthewild and it was an amazing time for all!! Head over to the blog to see what they have to offer! https://t.co/hUz5ICLhxg

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

What are your favorite #holidayseason traditions?? See our #Top5 non-traditional #Traditions on the blog!! https://t.co/7hqnnbPhJh

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

One can only dream of being so organized 😂😂😂 #goals #SomedaySomewhere

[Miss Amanda @_lrbt_]

GOALS.

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

#yass #husbandmaterial #goals 😂😂😂

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

#dying 😂😂😂

[Typical Girl @GirlishWish]

Inventor: so a flying balloon
Me: I’m with you
Inventor: big flame over your head
Me: sounds good
Inventor: no steering
Me: excellent
Inventor: *snorting coke* and you’re in a wicker basket
Me: i’m in

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

@whatnicolewore You know it’s a good book when that happens!!

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

@whatnicolewore So true 😂😂😂😂

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

This is #epic right here 😍😍😍 #hockey #Lightning #TampaBayLightning

[Tampa Bay Lightning @TBLightning]

Always here for the fans. 🙌

@sergachev31 | #TBLvsFLA

[Heidi Dee @theheididee]

@LauraBeverlin You always look so tall in pictures - never would’ve guessed that you’re as short as me lol 😂