The Hello Freaks

Mike and Dan and Aiden || punk rock, praise of existence, and pristine taste || thehellofreaks@gmail

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Mike Hugs has left the (twitter) building - Dan

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Will be leaving this account imminently. Nothings wrong, just trying to detox from twitter and also return this account to its rightful purpose. DM if you want to stay in touch

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The Hello Freaks will never die

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Mike and Danny serious music

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@NeeedlesEye its true. its why they're so mad.

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@joelw_762 well, uh, you'd be wrong

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@leokitty a return to the pre-1840s borders, lets do it

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this guy....was the president of Russia? THIS guy?

[Dmitry Medvedev @MedvedevRussiaE]

8. Civil war will break out in the US, California. and Texas becoming independent states as a result. Texas and Mexico will form an allied state. Elon Musk’ll win the presidential election in a number of states which, after the new Civil War’s end, will have been given to the GOP

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@bougieprol really strange tweets!

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jesus christ what did we do to deserve this kind of humiliation

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@DavidOAtkins can you name more than 6 people who did this

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One of my favorite murder mystery tropes, genuinely, is the internationally recognized private detective. Has there ever been like, a real detective who’s been world renowned? No, but it rocks that in movies everyone is like “ah! Benoit Blanc/Hercule Poirot, so good to see you!”

[Tarbram @tropicalcamatte]

A bolsonarista tried to install an explosive in a fuel truck, near the airport of Brasília. The police arrested him, then found a whole arsenal in his apartment.

The man’s name? I’m not kidding: George Washington de Oliveira

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@public_friend Oh I know I’m just being silly with the thought

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Probably immediately cease to exist because there’s no way my grandparents would have ever met if not for WW2 (met in a refugee camp).

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@BuzzfeedGDebord Accidentally hitting on something you’d figure would happen - though in that movie they were alternate realities right? Not just one timeline being tinkered with?

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Don’t see enough time travel movies grapple with the “any subtle change in how or when people had sex means different sperm-egg configurations and a completely different person” dilemma

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In fact, probably everyone who was born post-1945 would probably cease to exist, as WW2 was such a global cataclysmic event that touched so many peoples lives. Even if your grandparents did meet, what if they fucked at a different time or place? Boom, you no longer exist buddy

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@MemeVVitch Oh my god look at this adorable baby

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One thing to value twitter for are stories like this. Genuine, interesting and touching stories from people you’d otherwise never hear from because they aren’t given a platform in polite society. It’s one of the very few redeeming qualities of social media

[Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch]

While I was in prison, I was the food procurement clerk. It was my job to work with the first cook to design the daily food menu (a 6-week cycle) and then make sure the men were fed on a budget of $2.60 per person per day. The Best Xmas prison meal, a thread...

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@NotSomewhat @NeeedlesEye Makes sense why they died so frequently though