Words of Whorate

I am Venezuelan but I wish I was British

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I'm so happy I begin this great year in GREAT Britain. My president wears a shell suit and I love him but we've so much to learn from the UK

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@kamalbarryXXX oh yeah

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The British are great at extracting everything that is beautiful in life. Everything is shit.

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This is what Merritt Quirk listened to when he was twelve

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I miss Barcelona. Is it that obvious?

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The prison system in Venezuela is fucked. 70% of prisoners have not had a trial. We need to blow them all up.

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Maurice: "where is Micronesia?". Hernan: "it's some country somewhere. You need to watch more BBC travel"

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Now I know why the call it Micronesia. Look at the tables and chairs, they're really small. And the bathroom door was like a kid's door.

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People don't blow themselves up on the tube in Caracas. People are happy.

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Do you see that fringe? Where the hair is in line with the glasses? It's kinda retarded but really hot.

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All the sex I have with hot girls tends to be less interesting than with interesting chicks.

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That girl: high profile. Not my style.

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I have a secret fetish for redheads. But I think all redheads have a little bit of Down syndrome.

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People would pay to think like I do. I have an MBA.

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You like whiter than a nun's breast

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You're gay. You have feelings.

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I'm going on a date tonight. I don't really fancy her. But I have to keep my ladies conversation skills in check. I need to stay sharp.

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Why can't my friends find Missoni?

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He is getting a lemon drizzle cake. I planted the idea in his mind. Like inception

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There aren't enough gay people 2 make movies profitable so they have 2 trick straight people into watching them. That's what they did to me