Hippie Golfer

[neppy @neppy]

when your alarm doesn't go off but the amount of sleep you got feels sus

[badger @badger69420]

Me calculating how long I can survive if I dont go back to work

[Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet]

When you're one slight inconvenience away from completely losing your shit at work.

[Dictator @dictxtor_]

When I get suspiciously relaxed and start wondering which responsibilty I've forgotten

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"Do you actually want it or do you want other people to see that you have it?"

[‎ً @cyberfeeels]

"This job is driving me crazy"

Me at work:

[autist @litteralyme0]

ADHD mfs when there is a task to do but no deadline

[Kitty @TheRealKitty019]

Women should read this and apply it to their dating lives.

You keep getting fuckboys because that's what you reward, and the sensitive young men just get punished no matter what.

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

what is the solution to just being too avoidant to ever do any of the things that would improve your life materially. it doesn’t even feel like depression it feels like there’s a brick wall

[Real Post Folder @RealPostFolder]

>anon stays single because equality is a one way street

[Appeal to Heaven @Appeal2Heaven7]

Many years ago as a high schooler, wouldn’t do this today but anyways.
Went to McDonalds and they gave me an extra burger. So this homeless dude with a sign that said “HUNGRY ANY THING HELPS.”
So I thought to myself, I’ve got this extra hamburger, I’ll give it to him, he took it and tossed in on the ground, started complaining, along with some of that mumble yelling they do.
Really pissed me off.
So I went there the next day and bought an extra hamburger, unwrapped it.
Saw him there again, called him to my car window and chucked it at his chest, told him to be grateful to people that help him and drove off.
Now, this is NOT the thing you should do, I was a retarded teenager, but I learned that week that these people can’t be helped.

[“Bad” Billy Pratt @KILLTOPARTY]

One of the cruelest things a person can do is refuse to let their current life count as their real life.

[Matthew E. Cochran @matt_e_cochran]

In HS, I worked a food stand at a local amusement park and doubled churro sales by relabeling flavors like "coconut" & "strawberry" as "Maui coconut" & "wild strawberry."

Selling toil to women by relabeling it as "empowering" or "independent" was just as effective.

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

When I have to pay for something I actually need:

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i’m officially at the age where i understand why my parents never wanted to go anywhere after work

[Stingr Golf @StingrGolf]

The best kind of family vacation

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

This is how you actually knew if someone was rich in the Midwest

[Henry S. Fisher @HonestSportsFa5]

How it feels at the office when I’m in a polo and the AC is a little chilly