The Hitmaker

I make the Hits that make the young girls cry.

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It's time for my master plan: "Welcome Back, Carter"

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@FoxNews You know he has his own plane now, right?

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@ImOrangePenguin @parlertakes You obviously haven't seen enough infomercials, Tony Robbins seminars, etc.

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@heydingis Valid reason.

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@hotdougs @nickanddougs Keep up the good work.

[Hot Doug's The Movie @hotdougsmovie]

@hotdougsmovie now available to stream on Amazon Prime. Dig: https://t.co/jmHlifNd8Y

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@macarthur31 @AdamFoxMktg @brettkurland @Brillskymedia @BoozyBrownGirl @katieraml @SarahKezele @jzwinter @BenDuda @thedancondon 1. Janitor.
2. Day-camp counselor.
3. Drywaller.
4. Guitarist.
5. Law-firm errand boy.

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@StephenAtHome Bummed at your choices to make fun of Bill Gates right before his segment, and to open by teasing him about being rich. You don't treat your other [mostly very rich] guests this way— you laud them for their charity work without insult or reference to their wealth.

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Solid.

[Marriott International @MarriottIntl]

A message to Marriott International associates from President and CEO Arne Sorenson.

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An abundance of washin'.

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@pau1ke11y Yes, it's a very, very exclusive group of good-looking people with excellent taste.

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If we are restricted to gatherings of <10 people, it will be ideal conditions for me to set up some gigs.

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@VinayNijhawan1

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

In the short run wages reflect explicit or implicit contracts; your employer won't pay you more if its taxes go down. And the short run is what we're talking about. So half of the rumored Trump payroll holiday is a pure giveaway to corporations (surprise!) 3/

[Matt Taibbi @mtaibbi]

It was obvious at the time that Iraq had no connection to 9/11 and was not a threat to the United States, and millions of protesters around the world understood this. It just wasn't a difficult call.

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@ChrisCwiak @Mary_C_Wells YES

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My immune system is worn down from reading all the e-mails from companies giving their "statement on coronavirus."

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@katrinatl Hilar. I'm not sure what to do with this information, but I'm interested.

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CNN typo, or another under-represented community getting some attention?

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@pau1ke11y So great to have you there.