#unpopularopinionmallard#peoplewhoshouldnot
Be a gynaecologist if he’s a dude.
Be an insurance agent if he or she is fat.
Be in health industry; insurance, healthcare, medicines, if he or she is unhealthy.
Be in the finance industry if he or she has bad personal finance.
Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.
Champions League final reflections🧵
1. Arsenal are incredible in resilience, organisation, marginal strategies, effort. It's not easy to get players to stick to plans/shape and 'suffer' like that. It's not easy to keep going again and going again. That's Arteta's masterpiece.
4. The referee was not great and some would give a penalty for Mendes on Madueke. But it seemed Arsenal had annoyed him by that stage with eg the time taken over corners/free kicks. Would be nice to see Arteta move on from that stuff. Arsenal are a great side - they don't need it
A true sportsman
You can tell a person’s true character in moments like these
A good person offers comfort and empathy
Other people will rattle off tweet after tweet of vitriolic hatred about a person they don’t even know
It speaks volumes
Not surprised that people are immediately trying to write revisionist history about the game today. That’s what idiots do
-Arsenal scored from open play. PSG could not
-PSG needed a penalty, conceded by Arsenal’s 3rd string RB, to score at all
-Outside of that penalty, PSG did not record a shot on target inside the box until the 117th minute
-PSG needed a penalty shootout to win the game
Casual fans will look at the possession and the shots, without understanding that Arsenal allowed PSG to have the ball and shoot it from non-threatening areas on purpose
At the end of the day, PSG deserved to win, because they stepped up when it mattered
But anybody suggesting that Arsenal didn’t play well, or didn’t execute their plan to perfection, is either lying to you for interactions, or they are genuinely incapable of analyzing the game that they just watched
It really is that simple, at the end of the day
If you’re a Malaysian, and you’re a banana, you cannot be bad in that one language, ie. English.
I mean, how else are you gonna communicate? Using your dumb face?
I chose the apple watch series 11 for various reasons; notifications, app compatibilities, slim form factor and aesthetics that fits my outfits.
But the type of watch i really like is the garmin instinct 3 solar tactical. Have always liked those kinds of watch since i was a kid.
One thing i’ll never understand about Malaysian girls; put an emoji on their photos to cover up their cleavage.
First of all, stop pretending yous not a hoe. If yous not a hoe you wouldnt have dressed up that way.
Secondly, if not for show, dont wear it.