Ming Jie 敏捷

Stoicism. Elsewhere besides twitter, @thehocuspocus is probably me.

[Opta Analyst @OptaAnalyst]

Premier League Expected Points Table After MD10

[Paddy @PaddyArsenal]

Biggest bullet dodged in our history

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

I have always been a huge advocate of @MIZUNO_FTB_jp cleats. The Morelia Neo 2 beta is the best cleat i have ever worn. But Mercurial Vapors have a special place in my heart; i always yearn to a pair of mercs even if they are potentially every aspect.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

Just bought the mercs vapor 17. It’s been 16 years; im finally back.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@huanxian

[Mighty George ™️ @_MightyGeorge]

🚨 BREAKING: Jesús de Miguel, CD Tenerife player, suffered a cardiorespiratory arrest following a heavy collision with Andorra goalkeeper Owono during their match.

He was rushed to hospital by ambulance, and Tenerife have since announced that his neurological condition has worsened. He is currently in the Intensive Care Unit (ICU).

A deeply worrying situation. Prayers for his recovery. 🙏❤️‍🩹

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@PSGINT_ No no no. You’re meeting arsenal again.

[Nadir @DrRitzyy]

Arsenal 2026/27 vs 2025/26 Premiership equivalent fixtures and results:

- (+/-) is each individual games' +/-
- (agg) is the cumulative +/-
- "Projection" * - 92 points

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Arsenal conceded 0.00(xGOT) against Liverpool.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@Footballera0 You need to shut the fuck up.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@Arsenalnewschan 🇲🇾

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@EzeEnthusiast Are you fucking stupid or what?

[San Marino Fútbol 🇸🇲 @SanMarinoTeam]

@ManUtd We would like to play a match against you, please. 🙏🇸🇲

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@buzor042_ Then dont. Go back to watching chelsea, please. Im sure chelsea are way better than arsenal. You’d pick 11 chelsea players out of 11 over arsenal so chelsea are the superior team. Yes. I agree. So dont watch arsenal.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@EBL2017 Trent is a poundland david beckham. Has great delivery but not much else;

Not press resistant enough to play in the midfield
Not pacy enough to be a winger
Not reliable and physical enough to be a defender

Trent is one of the most overrated players itw

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@PureAngles Cli fucking chy.

Cli…fucking…chy.

[PurelyFootball ℗ @PurelyFootball]

The Manchester United board won't enjoy hearing this from Lisandro Martínez! 😬

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

Masterpiece.

[Midnite @midnite]

Where would Man City be if they didn’t cheat? 🤷🏻‍♂️

We’ve taken the money pumped into the club by their owners, worked out which signings it funded each season and removed every Premier League goal those players scored.

Here’s what the leagues would look like…

A Thread 🧵👇🏼

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@fmtoday Well said.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

I really regret not buying the MacBook when it hadn’t gotten a price hike. Fuck me. Windows and Mac just don’t play along well.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Trinity