Ming Jie 敏捷

Stoicism. Elsewhere besides twitter, @thehocuspocus is probably me.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

No one plays #eafc like I do. Nobody.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

#unpopularopinionmallard #peoplewhoshouldnot

Be a gynaecologist if he’s a dude.
Be an insurance agent if he or she is fat.
Be in health industry; insurance, healthcare, medicines, if he or she is unhealthy.
Be in the finance industry if he or she has bad personal finance.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

The admin at atleti wants to catch all the strays bruv

[Atlético de Madrid @Atleti]

Comunicado oficial con nuestras aclaraciones sobre el comunicado oficial de nuestros vecinos @realmadrid:
1. Se os cortó el vídeo del Papa donde decía que también era del Atleti.
2. Habréis confundido la educación con agradecimiento, pero para que no haya dudas: no os agradecemos nada.
3. Ni estudiamos ni valoramos ninguna oferta por Julián.
4. Cómo no nos vamos a llevar bien, si nos hacéis reír aún más que el @FCBarcelona_es.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

I just can’t.

[Jonathan Northcroft @JNorthcroft]

Champions League final reflections🧵

1. Arsenal are incredible in resilience, organisation, marginal strategies, effort. It's not easy to get players to stick to plans/shape and 'suffer' like that. It's not easy to keep going again and going again. That's Arteta's masterpiece.

[Jonathan Northcroft @JNorthcroft]

4. The referee was not great and some would give a penalty for Mendes on Madueke. But it seemed Arsenal had annoyed him by that stage with eg the time taken over corners/free kicks. Would be nice to see Arteta move on from that stuff. Arsenal are a great side - they don't need it

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

@WhatsApp lads I’m waiting for a reaction from you after Arsenal’s loss to psg. Say something to cheer ourselves up please?

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Worst finishers this season:

🥇 D. Brooks: 1⚽️ from 6.35(xG)
🥈 L. Delap: 1⚽️ from 4.86(xG)
🥉 G. Martinelli: 1⚽️ from 4.83(xG)

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

A true sportsman

You can tell a person’s true character in moments like these

A good person offers comfort and empathy

Other people will rattle off tweet after tweet of vitriolic hatred about a person they don’t even know

It speaks volumes

[Sam/FIFA Brit @FIFABrit]

Not surprised that people are immediately trying to write revisionist history about the game today. That’s what idiots do

-Arsenal scored from open play. PSG could not

-PSG needed a penalty, conceded by Arsenal’s 3rd string RB, to score at all

-Outside of that penalty, PSG did not record a shot on target inside the box until the 117th minute

-PSG needed a penalty shootout to win the game

Casual fans will look at the possession and the shots, without understanding that Arsenal allowed PSG to have the ball and shoot it from non-threatening areas on purpose

At the end of the day, PSG deserved to win, because they stepped up when it mattered

But anybody suggesting that Arsenal didn’t play well, or didn’t execute their plan to perfection, is either lying to you for interactions, or they are genuinely incapable of analyzing the game that they just watched

It really is that simple, at the end of the day

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

I love you, Arsenal.

We win together, we lose together.

We’ll be back.

[The xG Philosophy @xGPhilosophy]

Arsenal created just 0.01(xG) between 45+6’ and 120’

[The Different Knock 🏆 @DiffKnock]

Premier League Champions. The Arsenal. 🏆 #arsenal #premierleague #title

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

Not whatsapp switching their DP colour to red because of arsenal, did they really?

[WhatsApp @WhatsApp]

we love you @arsenal, we do 🏆

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

If you’re a Malaysian, and you’re a banana, you cannot be bad in that one language, ie. English.

I mean, how else are you gonna communicate? Using your dumb face?

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

I chose the apple watch series 11 for various reasons; notifications, app compatibilities, slim form factor and aesthetics that fits my outfits.

But the type of watch i really like is the garmin instinct 3 solar tactical. Have always liked those kinds of watch since i was a kid.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

One thing i’ll never understand about Malaysian girls; put an emoji on their photos to cover up their cleavage.

First of all, stop pretending yous not a hoe. If yous not a hoe you wouldnt have dressed up that way.

Secondly, if not for show, dont wear it.

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

Yo @WhatsApp are you serious? You have native app for the standard whatsapp on watchos but not whatsapp business? Like come on man. Wtf?

[Advanced Football Academy @AdvFtbAcad]

“I hate it when you don’t want the ball”

[Ming Jie 敏捷 @thehocuspocus]

Cant wait for the impromptu Jakarta getaway for a friend’s wedding.