The Mighty Hod

Father, Son, uncle and brother. Supplier of unmitigated sarcasm and music views. 🤘. Rugby is my religion. HOG rider. Feeder of Bernese mountain dogs

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@SuzieWo20886208 You know how thick the average person is? Half of them are thicker than that.

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@antmiddleton Except police women. They can all be elbowed in the face.

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@mikezimlister @thepaulwilliams 15 Jason Robinsons. Absolutely no way that 15 Ardie Saveas or PSDT’s could lay a hand on them. Sure, scrums would be interesting, but there probably wouldn’t be any knock ons anyway.

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@SharkTankRugby Worried yet Bath?

Christophe fecking Ridley

Coming together nicely

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@MattJSmith @reformparty_uk Start by sending all none British born footballers home and see how many votes that wins you.

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@antmiddleton Is not paying tax and assaulting policewomen also a fad, or are you sticking with those?

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@ATRightMovies

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@antmiddleton How would you deal with tax dodgers and people that assault police officers?

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@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk I wonder if the tariffs will mysteriously disappear now?

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@antmiddleton Was your judgement misplaced when you assaulted a policewoman and then didn’t pay £1m in tax?

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There’s lovely.

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Is America great again yet?

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@antmiddleton You, a highly trained killer, assaulted a policewoman and were sent to jail for it. And you’ve now been struck off as a director because you owe £1m in unpaid tax.

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@SharkTankRugby Alty football club is the answer. Always was. Not quite sure, but I think Kennedy looked at it years ago before going to edgeley park.

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A tip run is the most fun you can have with your trousers on.

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@knypevale @SaleSharksRugby I thought the DuP’s had all re-signed?

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@thepaulwilliams @NettThom Has Nayaceleavu turned out for you yet? A real shame he couldn’t settle at Sale.

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@Mattisamazing33 Warnhills on Winsford ind estate. Get all sorts of bits for my hog from there.

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@Mattisamazing33 Almost £7k per head of population.

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@Richie_Allen @CharlieFelix He’s class. A joy to watch. Glides rather than runs. Hugely underrated.

Joe Carpenter is the other full back they should be looking at, but he plays at sale so until he’s been better than everybody else in his position for about 4 years, he won’t get a look in.