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I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
The ramblings and drug fueled adventures of everyones favourite Homeless Guy and his dog Rover.
In a fucking trash can.
Joined January 2011
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I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
almost 15 years ago
@Krughead not yet lad, not yet.
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@TheHomelessGuy
almost 15 years ago
Got a new iPhone, doesn't have a hot meal app and I'm fucking pissed off.
I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Can you milk a dog?
I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Hashtags are shit
#3words
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I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Someone fuck me
#3words
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Someone feed me
#3words
I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Today I have mostly been eating Woodlouse, you can fry them on a bin lid and they crack open like pop corn.. Taste like fucking shit though.
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
@russparkin
I gave Bill Gates a blowsuckoff job, now let that be the end of it.
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Need more whiskey for Dutch courage.
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Gonna head over to Trafalgar Square, slay all of the lions with an old umbrella and a bin lid, then rescue Nelson Mandela from that Tower...
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Just saw a furry dolphin having a right go at this traffic warden.
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Drinking Toilet duck now, whiskey just ain't doing it anymore.
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Took a shit in a photo booth outside Tesco's, thought it was a fancy toilet, left it a bit of a mess, photos came out nice though.
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Looking at the bus again now it does look alot like a Ford Focus. More drink please.
I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Just asked this bus driver if he thought it was Dracula, "GET OUT YOURE SCARING MY SON" he screamed, turned round and I was in some guys car
I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
I think I just saw Count Dracula but It could have just been a crow, I'm not sure, I've taken alot of whiskey today.
I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
The whole situation was pretty funny, I'm sure she'll laugh about it when she gets home... From the hospital.
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@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
None of the security would come near me though because by that point I was waving the poo around infront of the till girls terrified face..
I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
Done a shit in a Branstons Baked Bean tin, took it back to the shop and tried to get a refund "Theres poo in my beans" I said.. Didn't work.
I've Forgot My Name
@TheHomelessGuy
about 15 years ago
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