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Sources confirm that in doing so Trevor will think that Melvin is a stand up guy (and the game plan for the Vibes will be in full motion)

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Sources: Melvin Gordon is living inside Trevor’s walls this week ahead of the playoffs

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Sources add he’s going to read him poetry each night to rock Trevor to sleep

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Teams that have clinched a playoff spot heading into the to final week of the regular season:

Team Etkins
Team Flanders
Team Mascolo

End of list.

The most competitive season in league history will come down to the wire

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Barring any miracles, the Sacko race will come down to Zane, Colton and Vinny in Week 12. Colton and Vinny sit at 5-8 and need just a win OR Zane loss to avoid Sacko. Zane sits at 4-9 and needs a win AND Colton or Vinny loss to have a chance at avoiding Sacko.

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RB Rico Dowdle speaks after not being traded to team Hernandez at the deadline

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With 2 weeks left, only 3 teams are out of the Sacko race. The race for the top seed, playoffs, and Sacko will all come down to the wire in what has been the most wide open year in league history

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Source: QB Dak Prescott and WR CD Lamb have been suspended one game by Team Flanders this week after they did not show up for a team walkthrough today after being spotted at a casino last night. The pair will return next week against Team Lane

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With 4 games left in the regular season, an astonishing 7 teams find themselves within a game of Sacko. The race for the dog cone has never been more alive #Sacko

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Sources say the phones are hot this week with teams looking to load up for a playoff push. Among them appear to be Team Etkins, Pasquarello, Flanders, Mascolo, Housel, Ferguson, and shockingly team Delvecchio. Watch this space for more

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An official statement from GM DelVecchio following tonight’s loss which has led to a 3-4 start to the season:

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@VinnyHernandez7 and @AnthonyPasquar7 are in advanced talks on a deal that would send @amonra_stbrown to AJ, per sources. More to come.

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Sources: I’m told @TrevEtkins8 is on the verge of making a multi-player blockbuster deal

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Sources: After a slow start to the season, The Vibes may shockingly be looking to sell.

“The vibes are off” a team official told us this morning. Where is Melvin Gordon when they need him most? Thankfully Bijan rocks. More to come.

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Week 4 Power Rankings

1. Trevor 2-1(⬆️2)
2. Kyle 3-0(⬆️3)
3. AJ 2-1(⬇️2)
4. Colton 2-1(⬇️2)
5. Spencer 1-2(⬆️1)
6. Koehler 1-2(⬇️2)
7. Matt F 2-1(⬆️3)
8. Matt G 1-2(-)
9. Nick 2-1(-)
10. Jack 1-2(⬇️3)
11. Zane 1-2(⬆️1)
12. Vinny 0-3(⬇️1)

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Week 3 Final Scores

Jack(87.74) vs Trevor(146.32)✅
Matt G(120.02)✅ vs Vinny(105.94)
Spencer(123.62) vs Zane(133.86)✅
Matt F(120.26)✅ vs Colton(82.82)
Koehler(100.06) vs Nick(115.10)✅
AJ(119.82) vs Kyle(131.62)✅

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Sources say WR Elic Ayomanor is expected to step in to a starting role for Team Flanders while Lamb is out. A great opportunity for the youngster

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More about Cowboys WR CeeDee Lamb now expected to miss 3-4 weeks due to a high ankle sprain, via @toddarcher:

https://t.co/FzyPegSAhG

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Week 3 Power Rankings

1. AJ 2-0(-)
2. Colton 2-0(⬆️5)
3. Trevor 1-1(⬇️1)
4. Koehler 1-1(-)
5. Kyle 2-0(⬆️1)
6. Spencer 1-1(⬆️3)
7. Jack 1-1(⬇️4)
8. Matt G 0-2(⬇️3)
9. Nick 1-1(⬆️1)
10. Matt F 1-1(⬇️2)
11. Vinny 0-2(-)
12. Zane 0-2(-)

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Week 2 Final Scores

Jack(80.14) vs Nick(98.38)✅
Matt G(121.68) vs Kyle(132.60)✅
Spencer(136.50)✅ vs Matt F(114.04)
Trevor(135.62) vs Koehler(155.68)✅
AJ(127.10)✅ vs Vinny(98.82)
Zane(72.10) vs Colton(134.60)✅

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Report: Sources close to Team Etkins are claiming the GM “doesn’t believe in his guys”. One source is saying he’s hitting the panic button on his receivers and has even called Marvin Harrison Jr “a nepo baby” and “without the same name of his dad, he wouldn’t be in the league”