BURG

Im a fucking horse

[BURG @thehorse91]

Well I guess this is growing up

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

i PUT A TRAMPOLiNE iN MY BACKYARD JUST TO WATCH THEM TiTTiES BOUNCE

[BURG @thehorse91]

Boom! suck it Monday

[BURG @thehorse91]

The dehydration is so real rn

[BURG @thehorse91]

@CoachJim4UM looks like @danieltosh's abusive father

[BURG @thehorse91]

Wednesday can suck my dick

[BURG @thehorse91]

Pro tip if anyone hands you their phone to show you a picture just like it cuz ur an asshole

[BURG @thehorse91]

Today is the day I fully understand why Garfield hates Mondays...

[BURG @thehorse91]

Pizza and beer cuz it's a fucking Monday

[BURG @thehorse91]

Tonight I shall embark on a journey to drink all the liquor wish me luck or get the fuck out of my way

[BURG @thehorse91]

Forgive forget and move on life is to fuckin short ppl

[RiFF RAFF / DALE DAN TONY / JODY HiGHROLLER @JODYHiGHROLLER]

DONT FORGET TO HAVE FUN WHiLE YOU ARE STiLL YOUNG

[BURG @thehorse91]

Gotta let a mafucka in

[BURG @thehorse91]

I just want to eat more food always

[BURG @thehorse91]

Sometimes things don't happen for a reason and right now nothing is cuz I am hungover

[BURG @thehorse91]

I'm not exactly flawless but I'm gorgeous, just like a horse is - Bronson

[BURG @thehorse91]

Just want ppl to be happy is that wrong?