The Hour Pod with Jason and Jeff

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Missing man in Turkey accidentally joins his own search party before realising he was the person they were looking for https://t.co/4JmPAdva5U

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A man castrates someone, and would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for a bleeding penis. Finally, scientists learned how to purify chicken, print it into chicken, and then cook it with lasers. Why not just cook it like a regular chicken?

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Why don’t more people rob farms? This week, someone stole a half ton of blueberries from a farm in Newfoundland. An old lady was using a headstone to make fudge. Apple wants to spy on you to figure out if you’re sad or not…

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New episode! 165 - You Have To Eat The Adult Spinach. Link in bio.

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We found a long lost episode! But it was only lost for a week. Episode 162 - The Scottish Fold of Pizzas is out now!

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New episode out now! Links in bio!

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This week: a 20 y/o coaster is breaking necks. Floridaman argues wearing masks by disrobing. Female octopuses have had it with male octopuses. The Dew is ready for you to burn your face off with new flavors. And a dick puts a dick on a gazebo and now two guys have to yank it off.

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Apple Watch saves man's life after he fainted and hit his head on the floor. Me, after not wearing my watch for a week: “I should find my watch.” https://t.co/acS27nIosS

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Female octopuses throw things at males that are harassing them. Men are interspecies trash. https://t.co/XjtZNFanhg

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Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew coming to torch your taste buds. And your anus. https://t.co/Et8sAEXtVz

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Molecular Farming Means the Next Vaccine Could Be Edible and Grown in a Plant. To get more Americans to take the vaccine, that plant will need to grow a double cheeseburger. https://t.co/4qhtpSnDPd

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Sony’s new PS5 model is lighter and doesn’t need a screwdriver. But can I open it with a six month old Mountain Dew bottle and greasy Doritos fingers? https://t.co/gpbBi965oM

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“Jason Momoa Tops Netflix”. So submissive and breed-able. https://t.co/LRQGR7BXo1

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World’s fastest-accelerating coaster is breaking riders’ bones. That’s what they get for designing it in RollerCoaster Tycoon 1. https://t.co/rQcRCo5XVx

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Airbnb plans to temporarily house 20,000 Afghan refugees. 3 night stay minimum, no smoking, no pets, no parties, $500 cleaning fee, $20 per night admin fee, share bathroom with possum out back. https://t.co/R3fsVbjaxd

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Bill Clotworthy Dead: ‘Saturday Night Live’ Censor Nicknamed “Doctor No” Was 95. The cast is quoted as saying “This is so f*cking sad.” https://t.co/MiTmgS8i4Z

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Insane Clown Posse announce farewell tour due to Violent J's heart condition. Juggalos everywhere will be painting their faces and installing pacemakers in solidarity. https://t.co/aQOanUL1ia

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@SterraBella That's a lot of ejaculate.

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@SterraBella Welp. She knows her mistake for the next child I guess.

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A lot of @subaru_usa love on the pod this week too