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random twitter interactions! a̶̤̣̽́̉g̴̨̛̱̪̦͍̀̓̈́̌̆̀ȁ̸͈̳̙͎̯̺ͅį̸͎̥̰̃͌̇̈̌̒n̵͈̾͒̉͆̚?̷̢̟͕̩̟̹͐ followed by duracell, the worst battery

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

hey, person reading this, most people are so taco bell or mcdonald's........ but you are so red lobster🦞😍

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

a couple years ago, i saw greta thunberg toss a mcdonald's cup out of her car window.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@PatiJinich @APTV sad news: nobody in alabama can read.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@Mirror_Ayako one container of bay leaves would last me a long time, but after several months they lose most of their flavor. keeping them in the freezer helps them last longer.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

about a year ago someone threw a plastic bowl and a metal fork with their breakfast in my yard. now i eat out of that bowl almost every day.

[◇ريما◇ @ReemMedhat93]

@Entsar_Elsawah امممااال 😂 😂

[The Blind Fraggle🖖 @Kathy_Fraggle]

Don't mind admitting I'm not having a great day at all. Knowing someone out there is taking notice of me & I haven't slipped into invisibility mode again would go a long way in helping. Yeah, I'm looking for some attention. There, I said it.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@OlliHey wow. my cat is a jerk. i know she barely puts up with me.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@OlliHey the dollar general is right around the block for me, but dg pro-tip: never buy wheat bread there because you'll probably be the only one in the last month. #stale

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

is it rude to buy dental floss from the dollar general worker with no teeth?

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@youngskatina @dogwifpantson your dog has an evil eye, like the bad guy in shazam.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

i am no dog training expert, but screaming "charlie!" 100 times a day does not seem to be working well for my neighbor.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@ChadwickAdams83 @mirrorborg lots of us like disco, btw, like me. many people are understandably upset that cbs exploited the loyalty of st fans to prop up their online service, which was not doing well before discovery.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@ChadwickAdams83 @mirrorborg i guess responding to someone and then blocking them gives you the last word, in your faulty estimation. now that's pathetic.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@ReemMedhat93 what does this tweet mean?

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@JanelleWaz to put it another way, she seems choked full of water and fertilizer, but without the air and sun to use them.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@JanelleWaz i think your problem is that your plant is getting enough moisture and nutrition and is ready to grow this year, but it does not have the air circulation it wants. the wind wiggling the branches makes them healthier and helps the leaves breathe.

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@JanelleWaz i love plants and especially houseplants, janelle, but i am no botanist. it doesn't look like a dehydration or fertilizer problem (though lavenders want full sun, i think, and it might be better to take her out in the summer).

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@LoraHelou no. it's just heroically trying to restore the ambient environment. and peeing on your floor?

[uopuɐɹq @thehumanbrandon]

@lil_savage_58 good luck in your new adventures, derp.

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@SSnatter oh, yeah, dude. terrorizing them almost nightly.